The Gilded Wolves

the gilded wolves

laila: I know I’m just an investment-

séverin: don’t call yourself that!

six of crows

kaz: I protect my investments

inej: *angry dying noises*

Julieta Madrigal got the ability to heal people with her cooking when she was five years old.

Five.

Have you ever seen a five year old in a kitchen?

I’m just imagining, like, Alma anxiously hovering around her daughter like, “Querida, that’s a cup, not a tablespoon, why don’t you let Mama just-“ “No! It only works if I do it myself! Go away!”

And for at least a year everyone in town who wants their rashes or broken arms healed has to slap on a grin and stomach down Julieta’s lovingly crafted peanut butter and toothpaste sandwiches.

When Julieta was pregnant with Mirabel:

Julieta: So, we need a name for our baby. Any girl name ideas?

Felix: Denise.

Julieta: Wow, that's actually a beautiful name Felix.

Felix: and if its a boy we can call him Denephew.

Pepa: FELIX-

pls why did I immediately go “why Denise??” when I’ve literally heard this joke before. you got me anon ngl

“She’d laughed, and if he could have bottled the sound and gotten drunk on it every night, he would have. It terrified him.” 

and 

“She tucked a strand behind her ear, and Severin wished a strong wind would blow through the room if only so that she’d do it again”

have the same exact energy fight me

Zofia: I have an idea

Laila: no murder or arson

Zofia: I no longer have an idea