Blonde Moments:

Blonde moments:

Just realized why it's called You, it's because when someone asked you what you watching you say "I'm watching you"- because he is a stalker and I'm watching you....get it jksksbdhud

God I need to sleep

The spiders in Harry Potter were terrified of basilisks because they have 360 degree vision and cannot shut their eyes.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

There were once three brothers who were travelling along a lonely, winding road at twilight…

If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont