Joe Goldberg - Tumblr Posts
So I’m playing cult of the lamb and I have this follower, he’s a red panda and his names arty, and he’s one of my favorites so I get the marriage thing and marry him. But even before I married him he gave me this quest and was like “hey I think this follower is an imposter and secretly hates the cult.” Or some shit like that and because I’m easily made smitten, I say, “of course!” And I run off and track down the guy, evil smile and all. I find him and we talk, he says some perfectly normal shit like, “oh hey leader! I love you sooo muuuuuch!” Just normal cultish dick sucking stuff and I go back to arty kind of doubting it but it’s whatever. I talk to arty, and I tell him what the guy said and he’s like “omg that’s so suspicious!” And I’m second guessing myself and I’m thinking something along the lines of, yeah, you know what, that is kinda suspect, and I walk away. Now after we got married, Arty runs up to me and tells me that the guy was doing bad shit and that he HAD to be put in jail, so I do it, I throw the guy in prison and I check on his stats and it says that he was innocent and I shouldn’t be imprisoning him. I think about it for a second, collect my reward from arty for putting the guy away, and then let him back out of prison felling kind of confused. A little while later, Arty walks up to me and tells me, “you have to kill him, he’s going to ruin the cult.” I’m so confused, but that’s my husband, I can’t NOT. He’d be upset and I’ve already done all the other things he asked of me, what’s this matter? And I have a sacrifice ritual I can do that will raise the loyalty of the rest of my followers. So I just slink into the church, check if I can do the ritual, I can, I do. Quest now complete, I run back to Arty, I get my reward, and then I give him a smooch. Now I feel weird and find it kind of hilarious I accidentally married a psycho. THEN, he walks up to me and tells me his brothers in the forest and he wants me to find him, I go and I find him immediately, Arty is happy. And now they’re inseparable and I’m sitting here laughing over the fact I married a male red panda version of love from YOU, brother constantly trailing behind them included.
I just finished all 3 seasons of YOU and all I have to say is love and forty deserved better. With also my opinion that Joe needs a therapist (an actual no lies therapist) cause that boy is damaged beyond on no exaggeration and a hug but also a good old punch to the face because he deserves that .
I believe him and forty could of been happy together
Joe Goldberg (the perfect man)
By i-crave-blood
can you make another Joe Goldberg board with more Joe gifs 🙏🙏🙏
It had to be those gifs okay...
Joe Goldberg stimboard aaa!!!
By i-crave-blood
I have never watched a single episode of You but I know he hauled ass to Paris. You know who else is in Paris 👀
i hated the season 3 of YOU !!!!!
I HATE JOE SO MUCH UGHHH
And I also have way too many characters and people I would write about 😭
There are so many I can’t even tag them all cause I can only add 30 tags 😭
YOU 4.05 - Fox and the Hound
You - netflix series
I honestly don't know why I expected Joe to be serious about Love this time and that he felt like it was the real thing.
Why didn’t Guinevere Beck just... go by Gwen? (Or Guin)
you (netflix) would be so much better if they let joe be bi . i mean his obsession with rhys wasn't straight but him and forty should've fucked. and that potential foursome scene where he said he's not opposed to kissing a man? i know it was all an act but i Know he's into dudes. i can feel it in my Balls
they could've also had something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
choosing to believe this holistic healing experience was just a metaphor for gay sex .
you (netflix) would be so much better if they let joe be bi . i mean his obsession with rhys wasn't straight but him and forty should've fucked. and that potential foursome scene where he said he's not opposed to kissing a man? i know it was all an act but i Know he's into dudes. i can feel it in my Balls
But daddy, I love him!
I want a Theo and Ellie team up next season.
hey guys so I can write for shows/movies like scream (my main one), the maze runner, the summer I turned pretty, you, marvel, and alice in borderland
my requests are always open
so cute and so innocent love joe<3
#needitbad