The Take That Bill Is Faking His Tragic Backstory Is SO DUMB OH MY GOD

The take that Bill is faking his tragic backstory is SO DUMB OH MY GOD

Not only did he literally lie and tell us he HAS NO TRAGIC BACKSTORY (so if he doesn't he'd be telling the truth and NOT manipulating us), but also he's always trying to be cool and powerful and above it all. He doesn't want pity.

ALSO MULTIPLE OTHER SOURCES BACK UP THE TRAGIC BACKSTORY (Time baby, the police report, the Axolotl, Theraprism, the computer on the website) like if you don't believe him, at least believe the other sources.

Also, they act so superior like they're so smart for not believing him and we're dumb for falling for his manipulation. Like no, honey...

I think it's cool that after the fandom revival ppl aren't afraid of simping for Ford

I'm not included in those ppl though bc I think if my brother or friends find out they'll stone me to death

(My one singular IRL friend on here, if you see this DON'T TELL ANYONE)

I honestly do not understand how one can watch Gravity Falls and find yourself hating Mabel, she goes through so much (like in the last few episodes leading up to Weirdmageddon) it’s honestly so sad, I think some of you guys just don’t like loud overly happy girls that also happen to be 3 dimensional characters with… flaws… omfg….

something something your ex/enemy/situashionship knowing the dead language of your people

post-therapy billford shenanigans, the idea manifested itself in my brain and i drew it out in 20 minutes

What if Bill got his top hat from his father?