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The take that Bill is faking his tragic backstory is SO DUMB OH MY GOD

Not only did he literally lie and tell us he HAS NO TRAGIC BACKSTORY (so if he doesn't he'd be telling the truth and NOT manipulating us), but also he's always trying to be cool and powerful and above it all. He doesn't want pity.

ALSO MULTIPLE OTHER SOURCES BACK UP THE TRAGIC BACKSTORY (Time baby, the police report, the Axolotl, Theraprism, the computer on the website) like if you don't believe him, at least believe the other sources.

Also, they act so superior like they're so smart for not believing him and we're dumb for falling for his manipulation. Like no, honey...