Lilasprincesse - Le Royaume De Lilas / The Kindom Of Lilas

Je n’étais pas prêt à voir Le Joueur du grenier

Just a french meme.

Englich :

Cartman: You're too ugly, Jew

Kyle: Have you seen each other, you fat guy?

Cartman: Plus you have a shitty personality to make someone like you

Kyle: asshole! between the two of us, it's you who's an asshole

Cartman: That's why I'm going to dedicate myself to dating you

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French :

Cartman: Tu es trop moche, juif

Kyle: Tu t’es vu, sale gros ?

Cartman: De plus, tu as une personnalité de merde pour faire que quelqu'un t'aime

Kyle: Enculé ! entre nous deux c'est toi qui est un connard

Cartman: C'est pourquoi je vais me dévouer à sortir avec toi

Englich :

Loki: I don't understand why all of Asgard thinks me and Thor are a couple.

Thor who comes to kiss her on the neck and touch her buttocks:

Hogun: Me neither

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French :

Loki: Je ne comprend pas pourquoi toute Asgard crois que moi et Thor sommes un couple

Thor qui viens pour l'embrasse dans le cou en lui touchent les fesses:

Hogun: Moi non plus

I don't know if it was explained in TMI but since Jace had the identity of Jonathan Wayland throughout his youth does that mean that he had celebrated his birthday on the wrong day throughout his childhood

if so, imagine the first time he celebrated his birthday on the real day he was born or when he wakes up thinking it's his birthday and then he remembers it's actually not the case and it's the birthday of Jonathan Wayland the child he had unknowingly assumed the identity of for 16 years

and then is surprised that I don't like Jocelyn's character,

I'm sorry, she's a horrible mother to Jonathan who might have had the chance to be a good person even with his demon blood. if he hadn't been raised by Valentine

although I understand that she was perhaps blinded by love not to see the things that Valentine was spanking

It turns out that Valentine did not hide the fact that he was studying magic and it did not bother Jocelyn? Considering that magic is unnatural for shadowhunters

He made a quick gesture with his fingers, something she (Jocelyn) had seen Valentine do when he had taught himself magic. - City of Heavenly Fire

He liked to wear white. Funeral clothes. It's almost like a sign of death

The door opened and Sebastian stepped through.He wore a white knit shirt, and she was reminded again of his father. Valentine had liked to wear white.  - City of Heavenly Fire

This is the perfect baby. What kind of monster? Jocelyn, what are you talking about? He was cold… maybe baby J needed to be held more often?

She crossed her arms over her chest. “What are you doing here, Jonathan?”He shook his head, still with the same smile on his face, and drew a dagger from his belt. It was narrow, with a thin blade like an awl. “If you call me that again,” he said, “I will put your eyes out with this.”She swallowed. Oh, my baby. She remembered holding him, cold and still in her arms, not like a normal child at all. He hadn’t cried. Not once.  - City of Heavenly Fire