Englich :

Englich :

Loki: I don't understand why all of Asgard thinks me and Thor are a couple.

Thor who comes to kiss her on the neck and touch her buttocks:

Hogun: Me neither

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French :

Loki: Je ne comprend pas pourquoi toute Asgard crois que moi et Thor sommes un couple

Thor qui viens pour l'embrasse dans le cou en lui touchent les fesses:

Hogun: Moi non plus

Englich :

Cartman: You're too ugly, Jew

Kyle: Have you seen each other, you fat guy?

Cartman: Plus you have a shitty personality to make someone like you

Kyle: asshole! between the two of us, it's you who's an asshole

Cartman: That's why I'm going to dedicate myself to dating you

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French :

Cartman: Tu es trop moche, juif

Kyle: Tu t’es vu, sale gros ?

Cartman: De plus, tu as une personnalité de merde pour faire que quelqu'un t'aime

Kyle: Enculé ! entre nous deux c'est toi qui est un connard

Cartman: C'est pourquoi je vais me dévouer à sortir avec toi

Incorrect Jeverus/Snames Quote #1

Regulus: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Severus: I’m a knife.

James, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.

English

Laurits: Super Fjor gives me an appointment!

Magne: Why every time I fall in love with someone, Fjor has to steal that person from me

Laurits: What

Magne: No nothing

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French

Laurits: Super Fjor me donne un rendez-vous!

Magne: Pourquoi chaque fois que je tombe amoureux de quelqu'un, Fjor doit me voler cette personne

Laurits: Quoi

Magne: Non rien

Damn now I want to read a fanfic like that because he sometimes had WTF but it was happy and very cute

the year is 2012.

I have two tabs open. one is tumblr. I am 160 posts back on my dashboard - I have made it back to the place I left off the night before.

satisfied, I open the second tab to pull up a post-avengers fanfic. everyone lives together in stark tower - each of them has their own floor. for no explained reason, loki shares thor’s. no one questions that he has not been arrested. the team has friday evening movie nights. at breakfast, thor eats all of tony’s pop tarts.

I am content.

I have a question as Kit was adopted by Jem and Jem is a Carstairs, does that mean that « Kit became a Carstairs » and can use Cortana ?

(I'm not talking about Kit as a Cortana carrier but that at one point he is in danger and Cortana appears to give him help because he is a « Carstairs »)