Yeah Im A Certified Slut.

yeah im a certified slut.

s.l.u.t

silly little unique transgenda!<3

Insta @mammasofmine

i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me

need roughly $2,700 to make my own bday wish come true (meet lisa ann walter) so to anyone who knows anything abt selling feet pics... im.. just curious how many i would need to sell to make this much... just a hypothetical.... (/gen)

apparently i came off as rude??? to a straight white male... and idk theres a people pleasing part of me that wants to apologise but the lesbian man hating blood in my veins feels like im contributing to society?

[BAU Chief Emily Prentiss walks over to your desk before taking a seat beside you with an expectant look on her face]

y/n: can i help you?

Emily: I finished all my work

y/n:

Emily, smirking: I think you know what I want

y/n, sighing: which one?

Emily, sporting a massive grin: snail

[y/n laughs while opening their drawer before pressing a sticker to emily's shirt]

y/n: snailed it