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An Unlikely Pet
The maids have not cleaned her bedroom in months. It's gotten to a point where rats are beginning to infest her room. No matter what she did nobody would believe her thinking she was exaggerating. She gives up and decides to clean her room herself.
Days later the rats begin to mysteriously decrease in large numbers. When investigating the reason, Penelope makes a horrifying discovery. Inside one of her vanity draws is a snake...…a SNAKE!!! It was sleeping so Penelope quickly shuts it and tries to go about her day as if nothing happens.
But when she eventually goes to the vanity draws and finds it is still there but it's awake. They make eye contact and both of them freak out, the poor snake was trembling and trying to seem bigger but it was so scared. Penelope realizes it's just as scared of her as she is of it. So she tries to calm it down by offering it a blanket.
The next thing she knows hours have passed and she has a sleeping snake in her hands. Judging by its size, it's probably a newborn snake which would explain why they were so scared or it was just their personality, probably the latter. Anyway, her new scaley friend who Penelope named Onyx is basically imprinted on Penelope after their first meeting and now permanently resides in one of her jewellery boxes.
Years later, our dear Penelope finds out that they are a magic beast/monster when they keep growing till they are the size of a basketball court and can't fit into her room anymore. Don't worry she commissions a wizard to make a device that allows Onyx to shrink to any size they want.
Material Gurl Penelope 💅 and her boo Callisto
🍷⚜️.

You can not look me dead in my eyes and tell me Callisto did not pamper the shit out of Penelope when they got married. I know he for a FACT, he had her walking around in the finest gowns and let her eat to her heart's content when she was pregnant. This man wanted the very BEST of everything for his wife and would not accept anything less
When she was pregnant with Judith, Penelope began sleeping a lot like 10plus hours a day A LOT. She finally accepted that she wouldn't be put into life or death situations anymore and finally let herself relax for the first time in years. At first, it was quite concerning, since she had a habit of staying up late and getting lost in her research all the time. But Callisto got over it because she was eating healthy and gaining weight. The sleepy cuddles were a bonus too.
Hear me out. An AU with Penelope and Callisto as Morticia and Gomez Adams. Callisto already worships the ground Penny walks on in the novel. Callisto proclaims his love for her, Penelope looking at him like he's the only thing she can see.
They'd have their haunted gothic mansion Callisto has a torture chamber while Penelope has her laboratory. They take long walks in the forest or dance in their ballroom on date nights. Judith is obviously Wednesday but more expressive and joyfully torturing her younger sibling and poor Cedric is Lurch.
A/B/O Au Headcannon
Penelope is an omega and Callisto is an alpha.
Penelope is starting her first heat with Callisto after they got together. Their spending her heat in a safe house so they would have some privacy.
She's a bit dazed as her heat begins and is building her nest just the way she always does. She finishes her nest and calls Callisto to have some *coughcough* fun.
As their getting into the mood Penelope drags her hands across Callisto's body and realises that she made the nest to only fit her alone meaning that Callisto would ruin all her hard work just getting in. So she promptly shoves him away to quickly fix the nest to fit the two of them. Callisto spent the next 15 minutes waiting for her to finish her readjustments.
They spent the entire week in the safe house. And 40 weeks later Judith was born.
Me after checking AO3 for the 264th time today.
When you already Read everything and there’s nothing left

I NEED MORE CONTENT 🥲🥲
DITOEFTV Genshin
If Penelope was a genshin character she would be a Bow user or a catalyst user, she would have a Dendro vision. Her elemental skill spreads dendro mist that blinds enemies. If they come in contact with pyro it triggers burning. Hydro would trigger moss which slowly drains enemies' HP. And anemo would spread the dendro. Her elemental burst would be just like Bennett's burst she provides healing and buffs and other characters' attacks.
I also like the idea that in Penelope's genshin design she has ears like Sucrose and Yea Miko. In which her ears completely blend into her hair and no one even notices unless their looking closely or when they twitch.
What element would the capture targets have? I know that they'd all be sword users with the exception of Vinter who may be a catalyst user.
I want an au where the capture targets remember everything from ALL the time loops and try to fix everything before Leila strikes and kills them....again. They are under the assumption that Penelope does not remember anything from the time loops. When in reality, she remembers everything and has figured out that the capture targets have their memories.
Does she tell that she also remembers? Lend them a helping hand? Absolutely not! She is feeling petty this cycle. Home gurl is sitting back pretending she does not have a clue as to what is going on. She's a grade-A actress at this point and she has them all fooled. She just goes through all the events of the novel so the targets don't get too suspicious about her.
I can only imagine their reactions when she revealed that she knew what they were doing the whole time.
DITOEFTV The Dark Figure
Every time Penelope is in a potentially life-threatening situation a tall dark figure can be seen looming behind her in the background. It looks like a person but their face is covered by a dark cloak. The capture targets can see this figure but everyone else can't.
Depending on the likelihood of her dying the closer the figure gets to her. For example, in her encounter with Callisto in the royal garden, the figure appears right behind her as Callisto has his sword to her neck. Each of the capture targets eventually piece together that the dark figure is tied to how close Penelope is to dying.
So they are very much petrified during Penelope's coming of age ceremony where she drinks poison and the dark figure that usually stands still behind her when she's in danger is actively moving to grab her as she is dying from the poison. They are all very relieved when it backs off and eventually disappear after she is given the emergency antidote.
Death is the Only Ending for the Villainess
I'm just imaging an Au where instead of ghost Yvonne where only Penelope can see her. We get to the ghost of Penelope's mother (We'll call her Mama for now) where only the capture targets can see her.
The first ones to notice her are the Eckart brothers they are having dinner with the Duke and suddenly they see this woman just floating behind Penelope. They had to pretend that they couldn't see her for the entire meal. But she notices that they can see her, she was kind enough to get them alone before she absolutely TEARS into them. Screaming like a banshee about all the nasty things they've done to Penelope, how she wants to strangle them and bury them alive etc...
She later learns that every time the capture targets notice her she gains the ability to haunt things. Mama uses this new ability to terrorise the household staff. From minor inconveniences to giving them heart attacks at night with her hauntings.
DITOEFTV Encanto songs
I was listening to the Encanto soundtrack when I thought about scenarios where Penelope is singing the songs "Waiting on a Miracle" and "What else can I do?". In this au everyone has a magical ability or gifts like Encanto and Penelope's gift is like Isabella's. I'll explain why. In this au Penelope has the title of "the perfect lady". She puts a lot of pressure on herself trying to be perfect to not bring shame to the Eckharts.
Waiting on a Miracle
As Penelope sings this song she thinks about she's always trying her best to be perfect to get the Eckharts to accept her as one of them ever since she arrived at the duchy and doubling her efforts after the necklace incident. She tries to convince herself that she is fine with the direction her life is going before she cracks and admits to herself that she is not fine. She does not want to pretend to be perfect feel loved.
What else can I do?
As mentioned above Penelope's ability is being able to control plants like Isabella. Like Isabella, she could only do flowers and never went beyond that as she tries to fit herself in this perfect mould. Then Yvonne (not possessed) comes back to the duchy and she feels like her world is crumbling around her.
She and Yvonne do not see eye to eye. After a very disastrous family dinner due to an argument, Penelope goes back to her room, hours later Yvonne comes into her room to reconcile considering she was the reason the fight started in the first place.
Yvonne is giving this half-assed apology when Penny has had enough of people's bullshit for the day a uses her vines to drag Yvonne out like Isabella did Mirabel. As she is getting dragged out Yvonne is throwing jabs at her which Penelope ignores until she hears the word selfish.
"SELFISH!? I've been forced to live in a house where people wouldn't care if I dropped dead. I try to move on, try to find something new but you just had to come along and MESS THINGS UP!"
"Nothings messed up you can still have that stupid title!"
"I never wanted that title! I was doing it FOR THE DUCHY!"
*POOF*
A cactus
Penny is shocked she never grew anything other than flowers before ever since she got her power. She's in awe of the unsymmetrical creation. She begins to wonder what else can she do?
DITOEFTV PET HEADCANONS
If Penelope had a pet, it would be the "hates everybody but her" trope but with a pet. When this pet is with Penelope they are all lovey-dovey and tries to smother her with kisses and affection. If other people (like the Eckharts) are in the room with Penny the moment she leaves the pet alone with them for any duration of time without warning it does a 360 and turns into a demon. Traumatizing everybody in the room until Penny comes back in which they act like the perfect little angel as if it had not tried to unalive everyone seconds ago. Penelope is blissfully unaware of her pet's attempted murder sprees to the dismay of the Eckharts cause how do you tell someone that you almost got killed by a pet?
They're small so Penny can just pick them up and carry them around. It hates everyone but Penny they only they even remotely tolerate are Callisto but only after a long time. They love Judith to bits though.
Death is the Only Ending for the Villainess Headcannons
• Penelope's love language is words of affirmation, you can not be subtle with your love around her you either say it to her face or not say it at all.
• Penelope gets her looks from her mother and her hair and eye color from her father
•The Duchess Eckhart died giving birth to Yvonne. She and the Duke married for love cause if it was an arranged marriage they wouldn't have anymore children after Derrick.
• When penelope gave birth she did not let go of Judith at all, the only people allowed to touch Judith was Callisto and Emily.
• For their 1st wedding anniversary Callisto gave Penelope a bear skin as a way to remember their first gifts to each other.
Baby Judith: "Mommy's baby"
Penelope: "Your what?"
Judith: "I'm mommy's baby"
Penelope: "You're my baby?"
Judith: "YES!!"
Judith: "And I'm fucking cute"
Penelope: "WHA-"
Callisto in the background: *laughs hysterically*





Oh my god I have all those except King's Cage


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Me, chanting in the distance: It was beauty who killed the beast
It's heaven 😱




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