Me After Checking AO3 For The 264th Time Today.

Me after checking AO3 for the 264th time today.

When you already Read everything and there’s nothing left

I NEED MORE CONTENT 🥲🥲

DITOEFTV PET HEADCANONS

If Penelope had a pet, it would be the "hates everybody but her" trope but with a pet. When this pet is with Penelope they are all lovey-dovey and tries to smother her with kisses and affection. If other people (like the Eckharts) are in the room with Penny the moment she leaves the pet alone with them for any duration of time without warning it does a 360 and turns into a demon. Traumatizing everybody in the room until Penny comes back in which they act like the perfect little angel as if it had not tried to unalive everyone seconds ago. Penelope is blissfully unaware of her pet's attempted murder sprees to the dismay of the Eckharts cause how do you tell someone that you almost got killed by a pet?

They're small so Penny can just pick them up and carry them around. It hates everyone but Penny they only they even remotely tolerate are Callisto but only after a long time. They love Judith to bits though.

Death is the Only Ending for the Villainess Headcannons

• Penelope's love language is words of affirmation, you can not be subtle with your love around her you either say it to her face or not say it at all.

• Penelope gets her looks from her mother and her hair and eye color from her father

•The Duchess Eckhart died giving birth to Yvonne. She and the Duke married for love cause if it was an arranged marriage they wouldn't have anymore children after Derrick.

• When penelope gave birth she did not let go of Judith at all, the only people allowed to touch Judith was Callisto and Emily.

• For their 1st wedding anniversary Callisto gave Penelope a bear skin as a way to remember their first gifts to each other.

A/B/O Au Headcannon

Penelope is an omega and Callisto is an alpha.

Penelope is starting her first heat with Callisto after they got together. Their spending her heat in a safe house so they would have some privacy.

She's a bit dazed as her heat begins and is building her nest just the way she always does. She finishes her nest and calls Callisto to have some *coughcough* fun.

As their getting into the mood Penelope drags her hands across Callisto's body and realises that she made the nest to only fit her alone meaning that Callisto would ruin all her hard work just getting in. So she promptly shoves him away to quickly fix the nest to fit the two of them. Callisto spent the next 15 minutes waiting for her to finish her readjustments.

They spent the entire week in the safe house. And 40 weeks later Judith was born.

You can not look me dead in my eyes and tell me Callisto did not pamper the shit out of Penelope when they got married. I know he for a FACT, he had her walking around in the finest gowns and let her eat to her heart's content when she was pregnant. This man wanted the very BEST of everything for his wife and would not accept anything less

Baby Judith: "Mommy's baby"

Penelope: "Your what?"

Judith: "I'm mommy's baby"

Penelope: "You're my baby?"

Judith: "YES!!"

Judith: "And I'm fucking cute"

Penelope: "WHA-"

Callisto in the background: *laughs hysterically*