JJ The Professional Yapper

JJ the professional yapper

this mf drops random pieces of information every day at a significant rate. and it’s nothing like pope’s usual rants or geek outs, but actual jj lore that everyone is unfazed by but oblivious to and it leaves you thinking if you even know your own boyfriend.

like that one time he told you he got high off raid. like, the ant and cockroach killing spray?? nobody moved. or the one time he farted and it was so lethal he disrupted the class and completely shut down the lesson for that day because it caused the teacher to go into cardiac arrest, and then he proceeded to talk about how he saved the day

& everyones like huh?? cause nobody except him was there so you immediately wanna call bullshit but you lowkey can’t cause (and you can’t tell me otherwise) he has toxic ass farts but ima get into that another day

this is how jj talks to u after a tantrum idk he just gets it

okay but... JJ teaching his girl shit about cars on the twinkie, and then he ends up fucking her against it. 😭🥵🥺

a/n: AHH I LOVE THISS YOUR BRAIN IS AMAZING PRINCESS💕I kind of rushed on the last bit though😭

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jj working on the twinkie while you, who knows nothing about cars, does your best to understand what’s going on and help him 🥺

“babe can you hand me the wrench?” he asks while he’s working on the twinkie “umm, sure!” you reply hardly knowing what he’s doing or what he would need a wrench for anyway. “whatcha doing anyways?” you walk over and hand the tool to him

he takes it and says “an oil change, right now I need t’ unscrew the oil cap and then drain it.” “ohhh okay.” you ask, fascinated by how hot he looks like this

“ ‘nd now I need t’ fill it up.” he says explaining what he’s doing step by step for you to understand. “you’re good at that, huh?” you say, watching his every move. “y’know what im also good at?” he says while crawling out from under the car

“what?” you ask. “filling you up.” he says with a smirk while cleaning the oil off his hands. you blush and he starts walking to you. he puts his hands on your waist and starts kissing you while he picks you up and you wrap your arms around his neck and legs around his waist while he pushes you against the twinkie and starts making out with you.

he unbuttons your jean shorts and slides them down a little along with your panties. he rubs your clit a little and puts two of his fingers into you to warm you up. he then slides his own shorts down a little to which they drop to the floor.

he slowly enters you filling you up little by little “mmh.. jayj.. fuck.” you mumble “you like my dick princess? atta’ girl.” he says while he starts to speed up going in and out of your tight little hole

at this point he’s going as fast as he can, but he still makes sure you’re comfortable “fuck baby. you’re so tight” he says stuttering. he keeps hitting your g-spot every time he goes back in and you can feel yourself getting close. “fuck jayj, im so close.” “yeah? cum all over this dick baby.” he says while his thrusts get sloppier. that’s all it took for you to finish all over his cock and he follows right behind you shooting his hot cum into you. as you both come back from your high and catch your breath he sets you down

“told you im good at filling you up baby.” making you giggle and playfully hit him “shut up j.”

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I have seen linecook!JJ, mechanic!JJ, and farmhand!JJ, but what about fratboy!JJ, biker!JJ, bartender!JJ, outlaw!JJ, or baseball!JJ. If I have some u did sorry. But I can see him as any of these.

bartender!jj got me giggling…

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with his messy hair and black uniform polo serving drinks at your favourite little bar by the beach. he always seems to be joking around with every customer, loud and unbothered and it made you admire him, wishing to be as confident.

you’re always giggly when you approach the bar, your friends always sending you up there to get the drinks because of your little crush. he likes you for sure, always greeting you like “hows my favourite customer?” leaning his elbows on the bar with a smirk when you come up bc he knows it’ll fluster you !!

because of your crush, you and the girls are there every weekend, chatting over the bar to him on quieter nights and watching him work from afar on busier nights.

you alwaaays say you’re gonna make a move, with the encouragement of your friends — but always end up taking one too many courage shots before you get the chance, stumbling out at the end of the night singing out a sweet “byeee jj!” as you pass his station. he always chuckles to himself, wiping down the bar. he thinks it’s sweet.

there was definitely a time he had to cut you off, your mood seeming different and more upset when you enter the bar one weekend. he wasn’t sure what had happened to you, the blonde watching from afar as your friend comforts a tearful you over drinks until you’re practically blacked out, jj leaving his spot from behind the bar to come over and slide your glass onto his tray.

“hey, i uh— think you’ve had enough, don’t you, princess?” he tries to keep it lighthearted, as he’d hate for you to be embarrassed over this. he’d been there, he really had.

you sniffle, letting him wrap a respectful arm around you to help you up, your friend collecting your belongings on the seat as he slowly walks you towards the exit.

“this is— so humiliating.” you hiccup, barely able to keep your head up as he gently drags you along.

“nah, you’re good. we’ve all been there. infact, i’ve been worse.” he shrugs it off, handing you over to your friend as the uber pulls up. “you make sure she gets in safe alright?” he calls to her as you dump yourself into the backseat. the driver immediately winds your window down, worried you might puke on the journey and jj leans down, resting his elbows on your window. “you gonna be alright, honey?”

“mhm.” you rasp and he smiles, backing up, watching the car drive away.

the next time you see him you’re all apologetic and he’s not having any of it, having being counting down the days til he could see you !! just ugh being all giddy n crushing on eachother !!!

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porn link!

girlies this video… it reminded me of jj and i just had to share. him being addicted to the way you taste, his head buried between your thighs every chance he gets as he eats you out like it’s his last meal. no matter how much you try to push him away, he simply can’t and won’t stop. tears fill your eyes due to overstimulation and your body can’t stop shaking, coming all over his face over and over again. “fuck baby, you taste so fucking sweet, i just can’t get enough.”

OBX P!LINKS

Warning: mdni, porn, just full 18+ warning if any of the links don’t work tell me!!

Rafe Cameron

Tatted!rafe fucking you over a counter

Cute morning sex with Rafe

Rafe eating you out

Backshots

Hospital sex 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

JJ maybank

JJ taking a video of ur ass

Giving JJ a Blowjob

JJ after Rafe flirted with you

Overnight at the beach

Giving him a handjob at the beach

Potentially a part 2 coming soon 😔😔