That's Not Funny That's Actually Sweet And Cute And Adorable And All

That's not funny That's actually sweet and cute and adorable and all

i think the reason my whole school group chat hates my humor is because they’re not autistic. like my jokes in there would do numbers here maybe probably.

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bird eating spaghetti

legit got kicked from the group chat for that one

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to be correct

The fact that the slightly wrong grammar in this sentence is bothering me makes it even better

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

Straight friend groups be like ‘the sporty one’ ‘the pretty one’ ‘someone’s crush’ ‘the mean girl’ ‘the tall one’ ‘frat boy’

Gay friend groups be like ‘twink who still looks 20 after all these years, the rumors surrounding him would make Satan blush’ ‘painter filled with longing so severe its ruining his life’ and ‘the worst influence you’ve ever met’

I need this for scieniftitifical reasons

(did i spell it wrong)(i did and i know)

being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

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