That's Not Funny That's Actually Sweet And Cute And Adorable And All

That's not funny That's actually sweet and cute and adorable and all

i think the reason my whole school group chat hates my humor is because they’re not autistic. like my jokes in there would do numbers here maybe probably.

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bird eating spaghetti

legit got kicked from the group chat for that one

I need this for scieniftitifical reasons

(did i spell it wrong)(i did and i know)

being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

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I am so sad that your life is like that! Nobody deserves to live in war. But i don't have money i could donate you and your family because i am just a lazy teenager. My blog also doesn't have much followers since it's not really a blog, but maybe someone who can actually help sees this. Again, I am so so sorry that i can't help you!