I Need This For Scieniftitifical Reasons

I need this for scieniftitifical reasons

(did i spell it wrong)(i did and i know)

being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

Straight friend groups be like ‘the sporty one’ ‘the pretty one’ ‘someone’s crush’ ‘the mean girl’ ‘the tall one’ ‘frat boy’

Gay friend groups be like ‘twink who still looks 20 after all these years, the rumors surrounding him would make Satan blush’ ‘painter filled with longing so severe its ruining his life’ and ‘the worst influence you’ve ever met’

And then get lost and use 100 other personalities because who cares anyways

Planning what personality I'll use in the upcoming school year (I don't know who I am)

Aahh, yess, Hermes is looking real good in this one.

(Hermes = Mercury)

That's not funny That's actually sweet and cute and adorable and all

i think the reason my whole school group chat hates my humor is because they’re not autistic. like my jokes in there would do numbers here maybe probably.

🍝🦜

bird eating spaghetti

legit got kicked from the group chat for that one

The Boob Dilemma or How My Femininity Controls My Daily Life

She always felt different wrom other teenagers, especially from boys.

Boys didn't have two round flesh masses on their chests. Boys didn't know what it felt like to jump without a bra.

But the differences between her and other girls her age were more complicated.

Sometimes she wondered if they had that too.

This constant fight.

What if they didn't? What if they did and just were able to hide it better than her?

She didn't know what was worse.

Her left tit said she should be nice and cute and humble and consider every consequence of her actions so that she could have a pure conscience.

Her right tit said, that would be an incredible boring live. It would be better if she did everything she wanted to do. Why would we have a live if we don't use it?

She slowly broke because of these two horrifing boobs, torn apart between being good and having fun.

Why wasn't there a middle way, a save path she could go, between her boobs.

It would make her life much easier.

Evil boob

Evil boob

what if

good boob

evil boob

one tells you to be quiet and mindful

the other begs you to fuck shit up

which boob do you adhere to