Wikipedia Knows My Gender Better Than I Do

wikipedia knows my gender better than I do

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

is it time to start introducing my OCs yet?? idk, but have a look at my bby boy Basil bc i can’t handle NOT sharing him anymore

Quick facts:

arcane-inspired Zaun OC, based on an axolotl

big,,, more than 8ft tall big

shapeshifting abilities, uses them to rob piltovians better and sell his loot on a black market 

WILL devour all food at your house and demand to be the little spoon for his post-meal nap

GOD this reawakened my memories of scooter in the best way possible I LOVE THIS GAME

HELLO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SCOOTER IN "DISCO EYLSIUM"

The fact that my favourite "nonsense lyrics music that goes ultra hard" band is in Disco Elysium has made me hootin' and hollering like you can't believe it

Let me show you:

Egghead is 100% based on H.P. Baxxter, the main singer/songwriter of SCOOTER, Germany's most beloved *HARDCORE* rave techno group. Sold over 30 million records and very popular especially in the UK, Netherlands and Eastern Europe, they are a perfect fit for "Disco Elysium"'s vibe.

They count as "happy hardcore" with their creative bonkers lyrics and incredibly catchy music, and several of their lyrics are 1:1 in Disco Elyisum.

SKIBADEE SKIBADANGER is a quote from Scooter's "Maria I like it loud" (2003) (see clip above)

You should scream "HYPER HYPER"" - HYPER HYPER (1994)

"THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS THE QUESTION" - THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS THE QUESTION (2007)

"THE FIRST PAGE OF THE SECOND CHAPTER!" - HOW MUCH IS THE FISH? (1998)

"HARDCORE!!!" - Several, most likely ONE (ALWAYS HARDCORE) (2004) (Note, it includes the singer H.P. Baxxter's vocal quirk of singing YEEEEEAAAAGH with a small "gh" at the end, a "YEAGH" instead of "YEAH", which Egghead also has)

"Call Me Mañana" is named after CALL ME MANANA (1999)

you cannot believe how happy this makes me as a German

my beloved nostalgic bonkers band

PS: Arno van Eyck is also a reference to German DJ Paul van Dyk.

I should develop a more consistent signature bc all my drawings are signed w my twitter handles,,, why hath i chosen such lack of consistency

unexpected smooching below the deck

possum ball :)