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2 years ago
Wikipedia Knows My Gender Better Than I Do

wikipedia knows my gender better than I do

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway


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2 years ago

GOD this reawakened my memories of scooter in the best way possible I LOVE THIS GAME

HELLO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SCOOTER IN "DISCO EYLSIUM"

The fact that my favourite "nonsense lyrics music that goes ultra hard" band is in Disco Elysium has made me hootin' and hollering like you can't believe it

Let me show you:

HELLO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SCOOTER IN "DISCO EYLSIUM"
HELLO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SCOOTER IN "DISCO EYLSIUM"

Egghead is 100% based on H.P. Baxxter, the main singer/songwriter of SCOOTER, Germany's most beloved *HARDCORE* rave techno group. Sold over 30 million records and very popular especially in the UK, Netherlands and Eastern Europe, they are a perfect fit for "Disco Elysium"'s vibe.

They count as "happy hardcore" with their creative bonkers lyrics and incredibly catchy music, and several of their lyrics are 1:1 in Disco Elyisum.

SKIBADEE SKIBADANGER is a quote from Scooter's "Maria I like it loud" (2003) (see clip above)

You should scream "HYPER HYPER"" - HYPER HYPER (1994)

"THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS THE QUESTION" - THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS THE QUESTION (2007)

"THE FIRST PAGE OF THE SECOND CHAPTER!" - HOW MUCH IS THE FISH? (1998)

"HARDCORE!!!" - Several, most likely ONE (ALWAYS HARDCORE) (2004) (Note, it includes the singer H.P. Baxxter's vocal quirk of singing YEEEEEAAAAGH with a small "gh" at the end, a "YEAGH" instead of "YEAH", which Egghead also has)

"Call Me Mañana" is named after CALL ME MANANA (1999)

you cannot believe how happy this makes me as a German

my beloved nostalgic bonkers band

PS: Arno van Eyck is also a reference to German DJ Paul van Dyk.


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2 years ago

I've been scammed for at least 11 tigers this month WHERE ARE THEY

littledisgustingart - behold, a slug

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2 years ago

We need more GOOD sex scenes in movies (rewatching Venom 1 and 2 and waiting for Venom 3)


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2 years ago

Harry shows up in that shirt once and it has Kim going through all stages of grief

(and then they have tiny shreks)

littledisgustingart - behold, a slug

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2 years ago

No thoughts in my head. Just bwee


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2 years ago

Start normalizing three mimir immediately

Stop Normalizing The Grind And Start Normalizing Whatever This Is

Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is


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1 year ago

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

Shouting This At All The Tumblr Porn Bots That Have Been Following Me

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1 year ago

This right there. PLEASE. Putting your ages or at least age indicators is incredibly helpful, I have to block so many people who don't have them where I'm sure it wouldn't have to be the case at times if ONLY you indicated your age.

Crying and begging on my knees guys PLEASE put your ages on your bios so many people who follow me have otherwise completely regular and informative bios but still not have their age anywhere to be seen! I don’t want to have to softblock you!


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1 year ago

Has gortash ever told cas he loves him? Especially while drunk. Sappy drunk gortash save me sappy drunk gortash

Has Gortash Ever Told Cas He Loves Him? Especially While Drunk. Sappy Drunk Gortash Save Me Sappy Drunk

sigh... yeagh.....


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10 months ago

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?


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