Attempting To Practice One Of My Hobbies Again. May I Present An Evil Mushroom/garden Fairy As Requested

Attempting to practice one of my hobbies again. May I present an evil mushroom/garden fairy as requested by my sister.

What should I paint next?

Completely obsessed with everything going on in this scene. The location. The background. The stupid as hell dialogue. The hilariously extravagant table and chair set looking like they came with their own Ian Mcshane that Ian Mcshane refuses to sit in. The fact that someone had to carry all that up there for a glorified tabletop campaign. Keanu Reeves getting through 78% of his lines in under 6 minutes one word at a time like someone’s pulling them out of him along with his teeth while Bill Skarsgard sits across the table and goes on a different supervillain monologue every time the camera even catches him in its periphery. John finally getting the chance to decide one thing about his duel and immediately using it to choose the worst possible location for himself. Clancy Brown repeating “Sacré-Cœur” in a completely different way so it sounds like he’s correcting Keanu Reeves’s pronunciation. The fact that this entire scene obviously only exists because they had to get a cool shot of the Eiffel Tower in there so the French government wouldn’t sue them for Bill Skarsgard’s accent. John going on the record to state that he had no idea Winston could ever benefit from being involved in this situation when he signed him up as his second, meaning he only did that because he had exactly two friends left in this world that hadn’t yet died as a direct consequence to his actions, and he was planning to take at least one of them with him if he lost. Nominations being a thing that exists and is allowed and yet not a single person anticipated this turn of events when the Marquis raises it at the very end. Like we are well on our way to the 25th act of this movie and I just want to know what, exactly, about this guy’s behavior up to this point even remotely suggests to these people that he would actually volunteer to engage in an one-on-one physical combat with JOHN WICK himself. What did they think Caine was doing there. What did CAINE think he was doing there. This scene was so much longer than it had any right to be but the longer it goes on and the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

the absolutely missed opportunity to have adalind as a defense attorney for wrongly accused or imprisoned wesen (and the correctly accused ones) and how she could have connected nick to a whole other side of the wesen world that even monroe and rosalee and bud don’t run in and how that keeps some of that hot antagonism alive between nick and adalind because as much as i love him he is a cop and thinks he’s always right about who did what and adalind just always thinks she’s right about everything in general and like they have fantastic little fights over people she’s defending but he’s so proud of her career and the way she defends people and definitely at one point she is defending someone he imprisoned and she gets to question him on the stand and he’s so annoyed at her poking holes in his case but also damn she’s so hot while doing it and they make out immediately afterwards like my god if they’d just done a full season 6 or just one more season, they could have really shown us what their life was going to look like beyond the immediate aftermath of forming a family and how they really, really do work

also also there’s a scene where she’s called to the station to stop an interrogation of one of her clients and she and nick engage in some petty back and forth which is amazing on multiple levels because the client is about to have the whiplash reaction of 1.) finding out the cop questioning them is a grimm and 2.) watching the weird way the lawyer and the grimm are staring at each other like they want to rip each others’ clothes off or kill each other followed swiftly by 3.) the client leaving the station because their lawyer got them off and seeing their lawyer peck a kiss on the cheek of the grimm cop and tell him to pick up more go-go squeeze pouches for kelly (who the fuck is kelly) on the way home

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.