R/AITAu/odysseusithaca: AITA For Building A Massive Wooden Horse To End A 10 Year War That A Bunch Of

r/AITA u/odysseusithaca: AITA for building a massive wooden horse to end a 10 year war that a bunch of people died in and then putting the remaining soldiers in said horse, sneaking into Troy, killing the sleeping Trojans, and then dropping an infant from a wall?

Greek mythology but it's told through Reddit AITA posts

ME! :D anyone can join!

I think it’s a very cool picrew, so am starting a chain:

This is me :)

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its the *sparkle sparkle* neurodivergence *sparkle sparkle*

Going insane

Wtf you mean I'm in the middle of a conversation and just get completely interrupted by the opening chords of Monster?? That's not how this is meant to work??

holy shit I fully understand this now. like. its so annoying

mini rant//

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE KEEP TAGGING POSTS ABOUT PJO AND HOO AS TRIALS OF APOLLO

YOU LITERALLY CAN'T GO THROUGH THE HASHTAG AND FIND ACTUAL TOA CONTENT

i hate them so much i hope their favourite song goes viral on tiktok☺️🙏🏻

yes, a very neurotypical individual I can tell you only like things the normal amount yes yes

on a scale from 1 - you don't think I know my own palace?! I built it! how obsessed with epic are you :3

🎶Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do

You've heard the legends of the island in the sky, this proves they're trueeee. We're in the home of the wind god!

And what's your plan?

I'm gonna climb to the top and ask them for a hand

You could be cause off guard and lose your life, or piss off this god and infuse us with strife. Don't forget how dangerous the gods are!

Have faith friend, we've come this far.

Yes, but how much longer til your luck runs out? How much longer til the show goes south? How much longer til we all fall down? You rely on wit and people die on it whoa.

I still believe in goodness. I still believe that we could be kind! Lead from the heart, and see what starts-

And what will you do when it tears us apart?

Where is this coming from my friend?

I just don't wanna see another life end. You're like the brother I could never do without.

And suddenly you doubt that I could figure this out?

Captain, how much longer til your luck runs out? How much longer til the show goes south? How much longer til we all fall down? You rely on wit and people die on it whoa.

Thank you for the concern but brother I can assure you, our journey is almost done. I understand that we're tired, I understand that we're fazed. But don't forget how much we've already faced. I took 600 men to war and not one of them died there! In case you needed a reminder. If you'd like to speak more, let me pull you aside then. I need to talk to you in pricate...

......

I can't have you planting seeds of doubt. I can't have you disagreeing each route. I need you to always be devout. And comply with this, or we'll all die in this,ooooookay?

Okay.

Thank you 🎶

magnus archives ass statements but without the silly eye man that eats your fear, disappointing /j

@maryshellyswife told me to start TMAGP so this will just be my live reaction reblog :3