Magnus Archives Ass Statements But Without The Silly Eye Man That Eats Your Fear, Disappointing /j

magnus archives ass statements but without the silly eye man that eats your fear, disappointing /j

@maryshellyswife told me to start TMAGP so this will just be my live reaction reblog :3

which one(s) are you?

[ID: a sign that reads "mens, womens, kitchen" vertically, with arrows pointing in different directions for each one]

Ah yes, the three genders. Men, women, and the kitchen

r/AITA u/odysseusithaca: AITA for building a massive wooden horse to end a 10 year war that a bunch of people died in and then putting the remaining soldiers in said horse, sneaking into Troy, killing the sleeping Trojans, and then dropping an infant from a wall?

Greek mythology but it's told through Reddit AITA posts

yes, a very neurotypical individual I can tell you only like things the normal amount yes yes

on a scale from 1 - you don't think I know my own palace?! I built it! how obsessed with epic are you :3

🎶Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do

You've heard the legends of the island in the sky, this proves they're trueeee. We're in the home of the wind god!

And what's your plan?

I'm gonna climb to the top and ask them for a hand

You could be cause off guard and lose your life, or piss off this god and infuse us with strife. Don't forget how dangerous the gods are!

Have faith friend, we've come this far.

Yes, but how much longer til your luck runs out? How much longer til the show goes south? How much longer til we all fall down? You rely on wit and people die on it whoa.

I still believe in goodness. I still believe that we could be kind! Lead from the heart, and see what starts-

And what will you do when it tears us apart?

Where is this coming from my friend?

I just don't wanna see another life end. You're like the brother I could never do without.

And suddenly you doubt that I could figure this out?

Captain, how much longer til your luck runs out? How much longer til the show goes south? How much longer til we all fall down? You rely on wit and people die on it whoa.

Thank you for the concern but brother I can assure you, our journey is almost done. I understand that we're tired, I understand that we're fazed. But don't forget how much we've already faced. I took 600 men to war and not one of them died there! In case you needed a reminder. If you'd like to speak more, let me pull you aside then. I need to talk to you in pricate...

......

I can't have you planting seeds of doubt. I can't have you disagreeing each route. I need you to always be devout. And comply with this, or we'll all die in this,ooooookay?

Okay.

Thank you 🎶

@ahllohen i think you'd like this

Ethubs Adventure

someone.. anyone.. MCYT artists... please.. I need a fantasy SMP Jimmy, Oli, and Lizzie drawing.. I need it to live..