Laurens: Did You Hear Washington Calls You By Your Full Name Now If You Mess Up?

Laurens: did you hear Washington calls you by your full name now if you mess up?

Hamilton: dang he really is becoming our father figure

Washington: JOHN JOHANIEL LAURENS GET BACK TO WORK

Laurens: I don't think that's even my name

Hamilton: it is now

LaFayette: Hey guys what are you talking about? :D

Washington: YOU TOO M- MAR- MAH... MHSJSJJSJS.. *looks at records* mar- *chokes* NEVERMIND THAT RULE IS NO LONGER IN USE, NOW DO YOUR DAMN JOBS.

you had a dream that you were like idk what people dream about, flying or something? Ah nice, nice. For some reason I always have dreams that I get some random gruesome and horrifying terminal illness like rabies or radiation poisoning but like I'm also being framed for doing bad stuff I won't specify which is fun and I have the occasional dream that Steuben was straight which is WOAH really trippy. It's, like, my normal life except bro wasn't the og be gay do crime and also I'm always super rich in my dreams even though I'm actually poor as heck and after squid game came out I dreamed the bad guy was doing VERY BAD STUFF to me so teehee I really have issues

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I 100% understand Laurensussy is, like, the most scrimblo man alive oh my god I used to (attempt) to make my teachers read his biography and they didn't do it lol😭🙏

I felt a lil silly and did that TikTok trend where your pupils expand when you think of "him" and I thought of YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THIS, YOU'LL BE SO SHOCKED... Baron Von Steuben and my pupils expanded by, like, 90x and I think that shows that I am TOO FAR GONE.