See The Lights, See The Party, The Ballgowns

see the lights, see the party, the ballgowns

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Each year she becomes more cuddly her power level rises, after 16 years it’s over 9000!

Photo by @miss_nairagishian

Classic Novels as John Mulaney Quotes

Brave New World: I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Little Women: Which is funny because I’m probably gay based on the way I’ve walked and talked for 28 years

The Great Gatsby: I had to stop drinking because I would black out and ruin parties

Frankenstein: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing

Lord of the Flies: Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world

To Kill a Mockingbird: I’ve never talked to my dad about that, but I figured I would tell all of you

The Picture of Dorian Gray: Was there ever a ghost mother? Or was the dead victorian girl me all along?

Animal Farm: He’s allowed to do that? It feels like he shouldn’t be allowed to do that.

best things about the childhood best friends/friends to lovers trope

casual displays of affection

sharing a bed because “we’ve been doing it since we were kids”

platonic cuddling 12/10 times that a bed is shared… totally platonic…

that thing where they lay down and one person is lying perpendicular to the other with their head on the other’s stomach u feel

casual displays of affection

late night deep talks (a rooftop setting optional)

“i know you better than i know myself”

saying i love you to each other thinking the other person means “only as a friend/sibling” when no they mean romantically

calling the other person “home”

laying their head on the other person’s shoulder

forehead/cheek/temple/top of head kisses

super tight hugs where one or both “feels safe”

pet names/nicknames/referring to the other as “my (person’s name)”

CASUAL DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION

missing the other person whenever they’re not around more than best friends probs should

trusting each other so easily so effortlessly bc it’s second nature

literally just?? the fact that they’re best friends?????

“i’ve always loved you” / “i have loved you all my life”

basically pretending everything is casual and totally platonic when really they love each other so much i’m trash bye