I Hope Yall Have Friends That Put Up With Your Shit Like My Friends @soannoyedrightmeow

I hope y’all have friends that put up with your shit like my friends @soannoyedrightmeow

“The Tower” AKA “What the fuck is going on” Spread

Directions:

✩ Shuffle your deck ✩ When you’ve shuffled enough, pull the first card (1 in the visual) from the top and lay it down. ✩ Now, lay your deck out, upright, and find the Tower. Lay this card above card 1.  ✩ Take the three cards that were behind the Tower and lay them in positions 2, 4, and 6. ✩ Take the three cards that were in front of the Tower and lay them in positions 3, 5, and 7.

Now you read:

Is this ever going to end?

What started this absolute shit storm?

Am I to blame?

Is the worst over?

What is the best way to protect myself right now?

What is the lesson to be learned here?

How can I regain stability in my life?

This is by far one of my favorite spreads that I’ve created. My life has been absolutely tumultuous, and I created this to try and get a better understanding of how to ride it out/when everything is gonna calm the fuck down. If this finds you in a destructive cycle of life, best of luck dear, you’re not alone.

Conversation with my mother. On the third time I look over, I notice it's a spider, about to attack me, so I grab a paper towel since it was kinda big, ball him up, squish squish squish, what do I do with it, don't wanna throw it outside, so I toss it in the fire burn burn burn, then SQUEEEEEEEEEEE know what that is? His guts burning in his shell. Now they'll come after me, avenge me. Goodnight I love you

Something that always gives me witchy vibes is that feeling of autumn before it’s there. Like when it’s still in the 70s to 80s, but you can smell it in the air. You can feel it in the depths of the woods.

That awkward moment with a haircut, of three months, until it grows out to what it was again, so you know what to do with it.