Peak Slytherin Is, When You Can Verbally Obliterate Your Enemy But Get Anxiety When It Comes To Ordering

Peak Slytherin is, when you can verbally obliterate your enemy but get anxiety when it comes to ordering food from a complete stranger.

Peak Slytherin is, when you over think something so much you don’t even realise that you are talking out loud until someone stares at you weirdly because you just yelled at thin air to shut the fuck up.

Peak Slytherin is, when you can multitask a thousand things and still fuck up a simple task such as drinking water.

Peak Slytherin is, being so dubious and scientific that you can get all the research done in one night and still not do do it b ed cause you can’t see a good enough reason to do it.

I don’t know who I am anymore...but did I really even know who I was?

he sees you when you’re sleeping he knows when you’re awake his name is harry potter and he should really stop using the marauders map to stalk malfoy

draco, probs surprised by his bf harry, mind immediately in the gutter

so my trip was cut a bit short but I did get to ride at least <3