I'm Going To Watch Scream For The First Time Tomorrow, Very Excited To See Matthew Lillard And Skeet

I'm going to watch Scream for the first time tomorrow, very excited to see Matthew Lillard and Skeet Ulrich be vaguely homosexual and commit murder AT THE SAME TIME

i made one 😌

Why all the bitches in Supernatural be like "yeah, just lemme go to hell real quick, shhhh what no Samuel, I'll be fine, I'm just descending real quick, hollup I'll be back in half a season just let me go to the deepest, darkest pit of the underworld, brb, just gotta get my soul up and stolen feal quick." like excuse me? No, bitch stop crawling into that dark cavernous pit, get your ass back here you fuckin hetero, your hero complex is showing.

I have 99 problems but being able to afford a switch and being able to talk to a bunch a silly little animal villagers wouldn't fix any of them.... But boy it sure would be nice.

I'm not a main character, I'm not even in the movie. I'm the old white man selling crack by the convenience store that they had to ask to move so that they could film.

I care about three whole bards:

1) Jaskier, fuckin obviously, I have countless posts about him because y'all are sluts for him and I CANNOT BLAME YOU

2) Gamzee Makara, but only kinda bc deadass Gamzee could snap my thicc ass like a twig and that scares me and I don't like it

3) My fucking DND character, Marchuan, I really like them a lot

ON ANOTHER NOTE I THINK I CAN FEEL THE WORLD ROTATING RN AND I'M A GOOD KID SO I'M NOT HIGH MY BODY IS JUST GOING AAAAAAAAA y'know? Yeah, you know.