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I hate it when people think that Cas would be the one pushing for communication. Dude confessed twice while on his death bed just to avoid the consequences, and the first time he was too chicken-shit to actually commit to it so he just bailed halfway through.

Dean: Hey do you know Cas' type

Sam: You

Dean: Huh, too bad I'm not a girl

People keep comparing Destiel to other ships but one I've yet to see is SamBucky/WinterFalcon.

Like on one side you've got a super-human, dark haired, ex-brainwashed, ex-soldier who has blue eyes, a staring problem and also broke out of their mind control to join the other side after beating up their best-friend who thought they were dead.

And on the other hand you've got an older brother without any powers who has lost both of his parents, one of which he watched die at a young age, has a younger brother that looks older than him and he practically raised, who's helped save the world multiple times, died at least once, and dropped out of high school.

And then to top it off they both have this thing where they bicker like an old married couple despite not being together. Also that staring problem where they just look each other in the eyes for large periods of time.

It also certainly doesn't help that Cas learned all of his mannerisms and shit from a group of the most emotionally constipated idiots humanity has ever seen. Like holy fuck, the poor guy never really had a chance did he.

I hate it when people think that Cas would be the one pushing for communication. Dude confessed twice while on his death bed just to avoid the consequences, and the first time he was too chicken-shit to actually commit to it so he just bailed halfway through.

For the record, Destiel would have been 100% canon if Cas were a girl/in a female vessel. He also would of died much, much earlier on and actually stayed dead but that's beside the point.

I love how people think Sam is super open about his feelings and stuff when in reality the man's had exactly two long-term relationships (that we know of) and he wasn't honest with either of them. Not to mention the multiple apocalypses that have been started because he and his brother can't seem to function like normal adults.

I just found out that Jared Padalecki starred in Young MacGyver and now everyone else has to know too.

I don't think it aired much, or at all but if you're interested I found a playlist on YouTube of it. :D

It gets so much better when you realize that not only has Dean met both God/Chuck and his sister, but they also have the biggest crushes on him.

version of spn where dean is openly bisexual the entire time and definitely fucks a priest during a job and sam is does his judgmental little "dude" and dean is like "i already went to hell once man,, what's the worst that could happen" and everytime there's a new bad guy or apocalypse sam is like "this is bc you fucked a priest" and eventually he says it in front of Cas who does his little squint and head tilt and just

"You what?"

Sometimes I'll just be going about my day when I suddenly remember that Cas dug a bullet out of his flesh and shoved it into his brothers eye

Guys, I just realized that Dean's been considered a weapon all his life and he shares his last name with a kind of gun. Guys help. How did I not notice this.

I would just like to point out that Cas absolutely did not need to cup Dean's face like that to heal him.

Sam "knows" Dean the same way a kid 'knows' their parents. Hope that helps.

Sometimes I just really want to punch John Winchester in the face.

ketch: u do know the archangel blade only works when used by an archangel

me:???? u have an archangel in ur pocket or smtn assy lmao

asmobitchus:😏😏

sam said "if u wanna replace crowley no u cant <3" and everyone clapped

this is literally what happened

openly bi dean telling people hes been "hatecrimed" after being even slightly inconvenienced

me expecting michael to come out of the cage with minus zero sanity and adam almost completely burnout vs them coming out married