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I swear to GOD, Yona ships SidLink harder than anyone. She straight-up tells him that Sidon never shuts up about him.

Yona, grabbing Link by the shoulders: I am telling you this for a reason. Our marriage is arranged. We are best friends, not lovers. Please don't break up with him over this, I think he would simply pass away.

A few weeks ago I made this map with some better general goddess worship borders!

It’s essentially so the Golden Goddesses get some love, and Hylia doesn’t hoard it all like a jerk. This is very general in new borders, but it’s mostly divided up among the races.

Ritos are mixed, and worship both Din and Nayru, the Gorons are hardcore Din fans, the Gerudos(when not worshiping the seven swordswomen) are fans for Farore, and with how secluded the Zora are to outside influences on religion, they really only worship Nayru.

For example, a Goron may exclaim, “Holy Din!” A Rito may say, “By Nayru, or, “By Din’s graces.” A Gerudo may say, “Farore, give me strength.” And a Zora may, like a Rito, say, “By Nayru.”

Now, you may notice an odd imbalance in popularity for Nayru, but that’s because her worship is more confined to the Lanayru region and the Hebra mountains, due to those places similarities to her power, but that only means you’re more likely to find a completely devoted Nayru follower, than say a Din follower, due to Din’s influence being more widespread, and Nayru’s being more secluded.

Hylian are still worshiping Hylia though, because they’re basic, but this was mostly just to give some variety to exclamations in regions instead for everyone talking about Hylia, when she wasn’t even the cool one.

If I ever post a fic here, this will probably be what I go with, so if a Zora starts exclaiming about Nayru, this is why.

(Also if you’re wondering, Hylia is number one is worship spread, Farore is number two, Din is a close three, and Nayru is number four)

If Sidon gets his little gremlin of a Hylian as his boyfriend, I think Lady Yona should get, like, 4 girlfriends. Idk, I think she’d be getting all the women while Sidon can only pull short blond Hylians who causes chaos and eat rocks for breakfast. Also, Yona is totally both Sidon and Link’s wingwoman.

Bro can you tell me how??? I don’t know how to, like, not dislike myself, and now I feel like a jerk because other people feel bad because of me!

its interesting to me how self-deprecation neatly ties into making others feel bad. like. if you constantly assume that you’re stupid no matter how informed or skilled in a topic you might be, people who are a bit less learned or skilled than you might see how you, someone who is obviously skilled, talk down about yourself, and assume that if you think YOURE an idiot you must think theyre an even bigger idiot and lose confidence or find you intimidating as a result. its fucked up. and its part of why it can be so important to break out of cycles of self-hatred–not just for yourself, but for people around you

Seb