The Fact That Malleus Likely Spent Like 300 Years Inside An Egg After His Parents Died Explains Why His

The fact that Malleus likely spent like 300 years inside an egg after his parents died explains why his birthday is a national holiday. His country probably thought the Draconia bloodline was done for. They probably considered him a miracle. Think poor Queen Maleficia being the only one left, her daughter dead, her husband disappeared, she probably already gave up on the egg and imagine her reaction when Malleus hatched. Think of the scene in Tangled when Rapunzel's parents see her again after so long. The shock and disbelief and raw emotion on their faces. That is what I imagine Maleficias reaction was when Malleus, against all odds, hatched after centuries. He's a miracle. He's his country's hope for the future and all this context puts so much more pressure on his back.

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GOD HE’S SO FINE WHAT THE HELL I’M SOBBING AND CRYING AND JUMPING FOR JOY I JUST- LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT MY BOY! HE’S SO PRETTY! (I also finished the Nikki suit but this is a Caprico appreciation post)

Caprico is such a cunt and I love it. That man doesn't just serve cunt and isn't just a cunt. He is THE cunt.

Step aside Nikki. Your dance moves are good but we need to see Caprico bussin' his Caprussy off to WAP by Megan thee Stallion and Cardi B.

Now.

He's genuinely happy to cook for you omfg 😭🙏 Malleus love language: gift giving.

Also:

Acts of service

Physical touch

Words of affirmation

Quality time

All-around lover boy 😌💚

I regret absolutely nothing.