The Aggressive "CLEAN" Had Me Rolling On The Floor Oh My GoD-

The aggressive "CLEAN" had me rolling on the floor oh my goD-

It must be so nerve-wracking to be a servant to a recently-married 🐉.

Scenario 1

Entering the prince's chambers in the middle of the night to do their usual cleaning duties. They see him snoozing away with 🌸 snuggled on top of him; warm and cozy and sweet. The servant gives a tiny aww and do whatever they need to do, but when they look back at the couple they'd just shiver at the sight of him staring at them with zero emotions. Like, his eyes just following them wherever they moved. Instead of bidding a good night, they'd just repeatedly pray an "I'm sorry" before hurrying outside the room as noiselessly as they could.

Scenario 2

Helping a 🌸♀️ bathe because she's barely coherent from having been mated very... passionately. They pity the poor girl and mutter a "Not even her fingers were spared..." before casting intensive healing spells to at least help her be presentable for the day. There's no saving her dignity otherwise, because even her wrists are ravaged.

They think they did a great job, only to be met outside the bathroom by their very angry prince.

"Why does she look like that?"

"Like... Like what, sir?"

"CLEAN."

They're stunned. What does he mean by that? Is the princess not allowed to bathe?

"How dare you erase my marks?!" He would fume, "Revert them this instant!"

The servant would end up needing the princess' help to put an ounce of sense back into the princes' head.

The fact that Malleus likely spent like 300 years inside an egg after his parents died explains why his birthday is a national holiday. His country probably thought the Draconia bloodline was done for. They probably considered him a miracle. Think poor Queen Maleficia being the only one left, her daughter dead, her husband disappeared, she probably already gave up on the egg and imagine her reaction when Malleus hatched. Think of the scene in Tangled when Rapunzel's parents see her again after so long. The shock and disbelief and raw emotion on their faces. That is what I imagine Maleficias reaction was when Malleus, against all odds, hatched after centuries. He's a miracle. He's his country's hope for the future and all this context puts so much more pressure on his back.

We love you Lilia.

still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia

Someone hug this man

Wallet died

This is such an interesting line to me. Are you saying that you'd give your all to this city or are you saying that, underneath your cold demeanor, you're so emotional you could bring pollution, so you're much better off inside the furnace?