For Those Who Care, I Had A Very Productive Day Today And I Am Feeling Really Good About Myself. It Was

For those who care, I had a very productive day today and I am feeling really good about myself. It was a good day

Turns out I had strep throat and I had to explain to my token straight man that strep throat is in fact not an std. somehow that’s not the weirdest conversation I’ve had with him. It’s honestly one of the more tame things he has said to me

If anyone cares, I am dying.

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

Donald Glover and Maya Erskine as John and Jane Smith

MR. & MRS. SMITH (2024)

Every part of this is hilarious to me, this is a chain for the vault

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

If anyone cares, I am dying.