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I dyed my hair but it came out wrong and now my besties are calling me slurs

What if I just like

Yeah

New reaction image just dropped

Got that “I ate half a pack of digestives yesterday” poop happening.

When I was like, 14, it was the height of the long furby epidemic and so I couldn’t find any furbys that were in my 14 year old Wendy’s budget so I bought one off of wish. The thing arrived and the only sound it made was gurgling as if it was being drowned by the air around it. I deprived it of its batteries but it KEPT GOING for like, an hour. I ended up putting it DEEP within my closet where it resides to this day. (I have fully moved multiple times but it is relegated to the back of my closet. I’m scared I’ll be cursed if I get rid of it)

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

It’s hell

how it feels to be in a transitional period

Yall im grooving too much to sleep

I’m fucking schmoovin

Lofi beats to fucking boogie too

I don’t like this one I have a fear of mannequins

Slow dollification by sitting at your pretty dressing table and brushing your hair.

Seeing it grow with each brush...

Feeling yourself stiffen with each brush...

Seams forming across your body with each brush...

Watching yourself change in the mirror until you just can't move anymore...

Your hands, of their own volition, placing your brush down before gathering in your lap...

Sitting there, staring, smiling, just waiting for me to come and collect you~

Omg there’s another one… OMG there’s ANOTHER one… OMG ANOTHER???? OMG???? OMG????????

Source: giatoctieuca

Hell yeah restored my digital camera from 2007

Back to the classics baybeeeee

Need to get caught up on wrestling

Guuuuyyyyyyysssss

I’m sick :(

FOAM NIGHT BAYBEEEEEEE

Oh yall I am SO excited for this but I also think if I watched it rn I would enter a depressive episode so deep Kong will feel it in hollow earth

Arcane season 2

what a lesbian situationship will do to you ig

Guys isn’t this literally the tagline of nixvm? Yknow, the cult.

Literally a tumblr heritage post

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

I have ruined my feed because I was ovulating

It’s all about hot lesbian sex now

Whatever will I do

So let me get this straight,

If i become the president of juicy couture i get to be Ayesha Eroticas wife?

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

The best books are usually found in places that make you actively fear for your life. Yknow, crypts, dungeons, tombs, used book stores…

I just wanna say, I wrote this exact essay in a ancient women and witchcraft class I took in uni (yes that was actually the class, classics dept ftw) and the prof COMPLETELY misunderstood my point and literally left a note being like “since when if Medea the good guy” and literally EVERYONE ELSE I showed it to understood my point perfectly but she still gave me a D- and im still mad about it.

I literally have dropped out of university and I’m still mad about it. Worst part was that I genuinely liked that prof A LOT. I really liked her and her teaching style but she just did not like me one bit. Such a bummer.

You've heard about the Madonna/Whore complex, now I propose Mary/Medea: a fictional mother must be an absolute perfect selfless saint whose identity revolves solely around her children, or else be a selfish abusive demon with no redeeming qualities whatsoever

i want to hear about the perverted things your butch does to you? <33

she strapped me in the backseat in the parking lot of the bar... made me wear my cute frilly socks and bounce up and down on her cock knowing everyone could see me being her desperate slut <3

reblog if u want the pic of my cum on the strap...

I’m out of cookie :(

So I started an only fans and twitter for it (dw this isn’t an ad) and uhhhhhhhh

I don’t

Really remember how I was gonna phrase this story

Huh

Well I have a peanut butter cookie and I think that’s cool :)