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What people think why i became a bookbinder: Oh she wants to explore her artistic horizon with those pretty leather bound books of hers. She even gives them out as gifts to her friends. It most likely helps her with anxiety or maybe she just wanted a more special costume made notebook.

Why I actually became a bookbinder: I just illegally downloaded and printed out several of my favourite fanfics and books and started binding them into books cuz I love reading them but looking at screens for too long gives me headaches.

banana boy

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

and die

Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What’s your fantasy?

That’s why the US “loves food”

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today

~~IT’S TIME! PRE-ORDERS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR YOU ARE MY HERO: A SUPERCORP ZINE VOLUME 2!~~

You Are My Hero is an unofficial Supercorp fan zine created for charity. All profits will be split equally between The Trevor Project and the Transgender Law Center. With nearly 50 amazing contributors (contributor list) joining together to create so many brand new pieces of Supercorp art, writing and merchandise, we couldn’t be more excited to finally share this with you!

Pre-order period: April 1, 2019 - April 30, 2019

Be sure to take part in our giveaway by reblogging this post to enter! The winner will be picked from the list of people who’ve reblogged (once a day maximum), meaning the more you reblog the more chances you have of winning!

~~PRE-ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY ❤️~~

~~IT’S TIME! PRE-ORDERS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR YOU ARE MY HERO: A SUPERCORP ZINE VOLUME 2!~~

You Are My Hero is an unofficial Supercorp fan zine created for charity. All profits will be split equally between The Trevor Project and the Transgender Law Center. With nearly 50 amazing contributors (contributor list) joining together to create so many brand new pieces of Supercorp art, writing and merchandise, we couldn’t be more excited to finally share this with you!

Pre-order period: April 1, 2019 - April 30, 2019

Be sure to take part in our giveaway by reblogging this post to enter! The winner will be picked from the list of people who’ve reblogged (once a day maximum), meaning the more you reblog the more chances you have of winning!

~~PRE-ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY ❤️~~

A Really Fucking Vulgar Guide to Not Losing Your Shit in College (Condensed Version)

Bitches love to put things into lists. Moreover, bitches love numbered shit. Here’s some numbered shit in list format to help you not suck in higher education. You’re welcome.

1. Go to class. Like 210% serious. I don’t give a shit if you’re a get by on nothing, A+ slacker. You’re fucking paying for this crap so you might as well get the services owed to you. Take your ass to class even if you zone out 99% of the time. You know 1% more than you did when you walked up in there. Congrats, asshole.

2. All that free time you have during your first week of classes? Make it your bitch. Don’t just print the goddamn syllabus and be like all done. No motherfucker. Take a good fucking look at that assignment list. What’s due next week? Yeah, do that shit now bc I know you don’t have anything else to do. Then when you’re coughing up a lung six weeks into the semester and don’t feel like getting your ass up to do that calculus homework, you’ll remember this week. You’ll remember that you’ve been a week ahead this whole damn semester. Pat yourself on the back, ass wipe.

3. Prepare yo self. No seriously. You got notes to print for class? Sure you could be like all those other bitches and just shove them into your backpack, or you could actually /prepare/ for class. I’m talking looking that shit over, identifying key concepts, getting a decent grasp of the material before your ass is even in class. You a STEM major? Yeah, make this kinda shit your life because now class is like one bomb ass group review session. Again, you’re welcome.

4. Snack like a motherfucker, but save that junk food shit for the weekends. From now on, you are a fucking health guru during the week or if you’re a slacker like me, at least on the days you have class. Fruits? Hell yeah. Pack some of those. Mind wandering in class? Snack on some apple slices. Can’t stay awake? Keep eating some almonds or some shit, but don’t be that bitch with the potato chips. Just don’t.

5. Read. Yeah, you heard me. Read and I’m not just talking assigned reading. I bet my left butt cheek that your campus library has /something/ of interest to you. Commuting and don’t want to drive out there? Library databases bro. We’re in the digital age, motherfucker. I’d bet my other butt cheek that the shit you want is in a nice little PDF somewhere. But na man, you thinking maybe you want to go into computer science? Check out computer science books and eat them up bro. You don’t like reading them? Probably not the field for you. You a biology major in your second year? Yeah dumbass. Time to break out the bio books and not the ones your professor is shoving in your face. Amaze your friends and teachers with your out of class knowledge. Be a fucking star.

~~IT’S TIME! PRE-ORDERS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR YOU ARE MY HERO: A SUPERCORP ZINE VOLUME 2!~~

You Are My Hero is an unofficial Supercorp fan zine created for charity. All profits will be split equally between The Trevor Project and the Transgender Law Center. With nearly 50 amazing contributors (contributor list) joining together to create so many brand new pieces of Supercorp art, writing and merchandise, we couldn’t be more excited to finally share this with you!

Pre-order period: April 1, 2019 - April 30, 2019

Be sure to take part in our giveaway by reblogging this post to enter! The winner will be picked from the list of people who’ve reblogged (once a day maximum), meaning the more you reblog the more chances you have of winning!

~~PRE-ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY ❤️~~

~~IT’S TIME! PRE-ORDERS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR YOU ARE MY HERO: A SUPERCORP ZINE VOLUME 2!~~

You Are My Hero is an unofficial Supercorp fan zine created for charity. All profits will be split equally between The Trevor Project and the Transgender Law Center. With nearly 50 amazing contributors (contributor list) joining together to create so many brand new pieces of Supercorp art, writing and merchandise, we couldn’t be more excited to finally share this with you!

Pre-order period: April 1, 2019 - April 30, 2019

Be sure to take part in our giveaway by reblogging this post to enter! The winner will be picked from the list of people who’ve reblogged (once a day maximum), meaning the more you reblog the more chances you have of winning!

~~PRE-ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY ❤️~~

supercorp zine giveaway

hey buds! as i’m sure you’ve seen, the @supercorpzine preorders started today, and although i’m not personally involved with the making of it, they’re donating to a couple of super awesome causes, so i wanted to do a little giveaway. 

so if you’re not in a position, either financially or otherwise, to buy a copy, i’m gonna buy the pdf for 5(?) random people. no need to follow me or anything, just reblog this post, and i’ll pick in about a week.

feel free to message me if you have any questions! :)

Looks like I’m dragging grandma to hell

You have just been granted the title of Demonslayer, but you only have enough time to grab the closest item to your right before you are sucked into Hell itself.

I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.

I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.

But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?

Try having a California King, it takes years to find any sign of life.

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead