Just Read All Quiet On The Western Front In One Seating And I Know Its Supposed To Tell Me About The

Just read All Quiet on the Western Front in one seating and I know it’s supposed to tell me about the horrors of war and to do that it HAS to be miserable it HAS to be meaningless but PAUL KAT ALBERT and I can’t possibly stop myself from crying

Just finished re-reading and I hate this book so much and I really wish for Arthur Golden to be like a typical ya romance writer because then Sayuri would have ended up with Nobu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamilton, recovering in the hospital: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.

Burr: [smacks him upside the head]

Washington: [frantically going through his note cards to find out what a "vibe check" is]

rewatching memoirs of a geisha and frankly if i was sayuri i would have fallen in love with nobu at the sumo match and she was stupid to keep chasing after the chairman. just my hot take that’s literally over a decade late 

the way that some people in the Hamlet fandom talk about murder is so concerning. “Hamlet being a teenager instead of 30 would explain why he’s so hesitant to kill the king” he has been asked to commit murder “Hamlet’s so indecisive lmao he literally can’t do anything” he has been asked to commit murder “no explanation is given for why Hamlet took a whole 2 months before he started planning to kill the king it’s a huge plot hole” HE HAS BEEN ASKED BY SOME GHOSTLY DUDE WHO MIGHT BE HIS DEAD DAD TO KILL ANOTHER HUMAN BEING AND A MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS WOULD NOT JUST DO THAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

Ford: If I'm really as stupid as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Ford*

Ford: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!