I QUOTE "SAVE THE COW MILK THE MAN"

I QUOTE "SAVE THE COW MILK THE MAN"‼️‼️

Id be crying

when y/n says or does something that you would absolutely never do and you jump out your skin at the secondhand embarrassment.

Real

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

credits to: @kimiimaus

OP, JJK, HSR, AND GENSHIN MEN AS ROMANCE TROPES

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

Ryomen sukuna, Roronoa zoro, Doflamingo, gojo satoru(?), blade, pantalone, childe, dottore, (your fav characters)

RICH X POOR

Gojo satoru, pantalone, (your fav character)

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

Mihawk, blade, dottore, danheng, ryomen sukuna, higuruma, kidd, katakuri, neuvilette (your fav character)

(reader is the opposite of them)

ACADEMIC RIVALS

Trafalgar Law, gojo satoru, fushiguro megumi, (your fav character)

GRUMPY x SUNSHINE

Grumpies :

Blade, Trafalgar law, megumi fushiguro, toji fushiguro, shiu kong, higuruma, mihawk, danheng, kidd, dottore, ryomen sukuna, roronoa zoro, neuvilette, (your fav character)

SUNSHINES :

yuuji itadori, monkey d. Luffy, portgas d. Ace, childe, ino takuma, gojo satoru, shanks, (your fav character)

FRIENDS TO LOVERS

monkey d. Luffy, gojo satoru, yuuji itadori, childe, portgas d. Ace, (your fav character)

BOSS X EMPLOYEE

jing yuan, blade, gojo satoru, higuruma, shiu kong, childe, dottore, pantalone, neuvilette, wriothesley, mihawk, doflamingo, (your fav character)

REAL.

Im bored as fuck

Tagging : idk anyone

saw it on twt and I just wanna do it here too!

Reblog with ur taste in men!

doesn’t have to be anime

I like my men depressed (I like them better when they have something to live for too 🥰)

I like when they show their forehead (for yuuji maybe sukuna mode lol), is a sunshine, baby, deserve rest and love, cutest smiles, foreheads, is sweet and gentle, have feral side idk and omfg I wanna suck all of them-

tag (everyone who wants to join can join too!) @downforsanji @stephisokay @anemptypuddingcup @gojo-mochi @acesgf @hauntedhearthowl @milkzoro