Finding Out A Shit Ton Of Streamers Passed Around A Tilin Plushie In La Velada Has Made My Day This Is

finding out a shit ton of streamers passed around a tilin plushie in la velada has made my day this is too funny

[ translation: quackity's egg has passed in more streamers' hands than a cash bill in a market ]

c!BBH was a funeral director, a prison guard, a father of two, a stripper, a tour guide supervisor, a cultist, and a real estate agent. q!BBH is a pizzeria owner, a single dad, a babysitter, a conspiracy theorist, and the literal actual grim reaper. this guy is a god damn barbie doll.

I feel like people misunderstand philza, you cannot just guilt Philza, you bring this man stories of angst and thousands dying and philza starts cackling, he thinks it’s funny. If Forever was like “ah I have hanahaki because of you” philza would look him in the eye and go “then choke bitch” philza “war criminal” Minecraft who has broken the Geneva conventions and will do so again without remorse has never really felt guilt ever. Like Yanderes are fun and all but Philza just wins, every time, you can’t guilt him he’ll just laugh at you he does it all the time

I feel like people misunderstand philza, you cannot just guilt Philza, you bring this man stories of angst and thousands dying and philza starts cackling, he thinks it’s funny. If Forever was like “ah I have hanahaki because of you” philza would look him in the eye and go “then choke bitch” philza “war criminal” Minecraft who has broken the Geneva conventions and will do so again without remorse has never really felt guilt ever. Like Yanderes are fun and all but Philza just wins, every time, you can’t guilt him he’ll just laugh at you he does it all the time

Sometimes a family is a crow man, the warrior egg he adopted who sometimes turns into a cryptid, the pacifist egg his rockstar son adopted, and her plant companion

I have a personal head cannon that each en streamer is attractive in their own way and I shall list them to the best of my abilities :

Foolish: the “head so empty it’s attractive”

Fit: the “you could either punch me in the face or whisper sweet nothings into my ear and I’d thank you either way”

Philza: the “you give off so much Dilf energy I’m not surprised you get flirted with so often”

BadBoyHalo: the “I’d give you a knife and you would start either baking bread or murdering someone and I’d watch you do it with a smile”

Jaiden: the “you could fight half the server and win with strength to spare”

Slimesicle: the “watching you is like a sitcom I’m never bored it’s an amazing skill”

Wilbur: the “your pretty AND your talented? Sign me up! what do you mean he’s good with kids?!?”

Coming from an AroAce person :) I also think it would be funny if q!Quackity invited these En streamers because he finds them all attractive to a degree fjjdhdh