My Favorite Headcanon About The Summers Brothers Is That None Of Them Actually Get Hungry Or Tired Because

my favorite headcanon about the Summers brothers is that none of them actually get hungry or tired because they all survive purely off energy absorption in a similar process to photosynthesizing, only with all energy not just light. They eat out of a mix of habit and enjoyment, but don't need to. It's probably the best kept secret between them all as they're all a little embarrassed by it

Tough.

the gayest introduction to each other and it never went anywhere because the writers were cowards

Unit and "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues" (and honestly everything with Ragh through all the seasons) ... Gorgug confirmed queer? 👀

If anyone is going to be capable of harnessing the rage of a god and remaining clear headed it's the guy who INVENTED being barbificer and discovered the link between maths, rage and music

(I'm also still on Ankarna'a rage crystal dissolving harmlessly in Gorgug's palm LIKE WHAT)

VERY NERVOUS FOR NEXT EPISODE because we ended the finale part 1 episode with a barely conscious Gorgug LITERALLY in Porter's arms and let me tell you. If I was dming this, I would have Porter kill Gorgug and then stick a rage crystal in that boy's chest STAT

Literally nothing kills an authors drive to write more fanfic than getting crickets in the comments. People used to be so generous with commenting, there used to be BOOMING prompt forums for writers and floods of comments, but in the last few years it's become very selfish on the part of the readers.

How the hell are fanfic writers supposed to know that the effort they've put in to write something they enjoy and share with others is worth it? We do write for our own enjoyment yes, but we also write because we want to entertain other people. It's devastating when you put a fic out there and there's only kudos. Kudos are great don't get me wrong, but we LOVE the personality of comments too.

You guys are commenting on the fics you read right? You’re at least leaving kudos on the Astarion smut and the pairs that have less than 20 fics for them too? You’re bookmarking stories you really like that are still being updated and ones that haven’t been touched in over a year right?

You know that even the smallest interactions are like cocaine to fic writers right? You understand how important a string of emoji hearts left behind on chapter at three am is right?? Right????

You’re treating AO3 like a community and not a content factory….right?