Oliver And Felix Are Literally The Two People On The Opposite Sides Of The "this Summer's Bouta Be A

Oliver and Felix are literally the two people on the opposite sides of the "this summer's bouta be a movie" spectrum

movie idea (long, sorry)

i so desperately need to see a romcom starring Alexa Demie and Rory Culkin, where they meet at a party, both bored and don't know anyone. Rory starts the conversation awkwardly (as he always is), Alexa thinks he's sweet, they hit it off, exchange numbers and schedule a date. They both go home for the night and it turns out Alexa has a teenage daughter (played by Jenna Ortega), they have a fairly good relationship with each other. So a few weeks pass and Rory and Alexa are a thing, Alexa told Jenna about him but never introduced the two to each other. Another thing about Alexa is Jenna's dad's (played by Tyler Posey) parents LOVE Jenna and Alexa, a little more than their own son maybe. So they visit them for Thanksgiving or a wedding or some family get-together situation. They get to the house and Alexa knocks on the door and guess who answers the door? Rory! They have this little "omg what are you doing here?" Dots connecting moment and it turns out Rory is actually Tyler's brother 🙀. Jenna knows he's her uncle and her and Alexa's CONVO is like "why didn't you tell me" "he has a very common name you should have been more specific". Meet-the-parents esque shenanigans induce and at the end Alexa and Rory has a "i love you and that's all that matters" ending, very cute kiss scene, Tyler's wondering what the hell's going on, his parents are gushing and Jenna is not looking forward to the next family gathering.

TLDR: bringing back mid-budget 90s-00s romcoms with Alexa Demie and Rory Culkin

I need someone to draw this as that "I think we have to kill this guy, Steven" meme

what would happen if clay puppington and patrick bateman met, i wonder?

I'M GOING INSANE

im blessed.

"I won't fix him, a good wife would accept her husband as he is" - a quote I found on pinterest or facebook either way it makes sense

marryin chris bb.

Idk what it is about him, but Frank just gives off the vibe that he's a god a fingering.

like he'd be laying behind you with his arm around your middle and his hand stuffed down your pants, middle and ring finger pumping in and out while his thumb plays with your clit.

you'd be squirming in his grip, look back and see his cocky grin. "What? Want me to stop, sweetheart?"

shaking your head fast, he sits up and moves in front of you. your eyes looking down to see his fingers going faster.

"Don't get shy now, babe" he says, grabbing your chin to make you look him in eyes while you squirt all over his hand and bedsheets. you collapse down, legs shaking, but he travels down to put your legs over his shoulders, snapping his fingers in front of your face. "Hey, don't think we're done for tonight, I still gotta get off."

you sigh blissfully and he chuckles and mutters something like "greedy girl" before putting his mouth on your pretty pussy, and you know he won't stop until he makes you come the same way he did with his incredible fingers.