Patrick Bateman - Tumblr Posts

I dunno what to write for this reblog lol.

(Insert Paul Allen joke here)

@leoblooms 's Pat and Paul delight me so much, I've had this in my head for a few months, finally had time to draw these two

Yes.

Based on @leoblooms’s fic Bite it you scum 🎀

The sexual tension is very palpable.

*Your Best American Girl by Mitski starts playing*

Lighting and colors are all over the place but who cares, I wanted to draw some Dorsia Boyfriends angst

Inspired by (or rather totally ripped off) that scene in Brokeback Mountain:

Damn, they went at it a little too hard in the bedroom last night I see...

Him? Oh no he’s fine.

Save the horse, ride the Leto! 🔥🔥🔥

Only real American psycho fans will understand

The results from my sexyman "Whose the hottest?" poll are in! Here's the results:

Kaeya (Genshin Impact)

Tim Wright (Marble Hornets)

Gojo Satoru (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)

Greed (Fullmetal Alchemist)

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The winner at first place with a whopping 32.3% of votes for him is Kaeya from Genshin Impact!

Congratulations pookie!

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The loser at last place with only a 4.5% of votes for him is none other than...*sniffles*....GREED FROM FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!!

Sorry babygirl....IT'S OKAY! YOU'RE NUMBER 1 IN MY HEART AND SOUL!! I'M SORRY ALL THE VOTERS HAD TRASH TASTE!!! 😭😭

Anyway, those are the results!

Thanks to everyone who participated and voted in my poll, and expect round 2 very soon!!

Bye-Bye! 😁😁😁😁

i'm just like patrick bateman but a teenage girl (mentally ill and scared of other girls) 🎀

naked girls brutally killing each other with hatchets and chainsaws is emotional enrichment to me

made a random edit of patrick bateman its not really good tho

new fanfic idea: every “sigma male” character in a poly relationship.

Me: God I can’t believe people think the most psychotic unhinged men are hot. Girl why are you hitting on Patrick Bateman? Why the dano riddler?

Also me: *sees the phantom of the opera*

ERIK MY BELOVED!!! 💕💕

You people don’t think Patrick Bateman is hot you just think Christian Bale covered in blood is hot

So, what do you do? I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.

CHRISTIAN BALE AS PATRICK BATEMAN IN AMERICAN PSYCHO ( 2000 ), DIR. MARY HARRON.

American psycho again because why not

It took me.. a very long time to do this.. and yet I still hate it.

THE KNIFE IS BACKWARDS, I JUST REALIZED however I can't fix it cus I already combined all layers and saved it.

Goodnight, I love y'all, Please don't hate my backwards knife.. <:3

Should I remake this?

American psycho again because why not

It took me.. a very long time to do this.. and yet I still hate it.

THE KNIFE IS BACKWARDS, I JUST REALIZED however I can't fix it cus I already combined all layers and saved it.

Goodnight, I love y'all, Please don't hate my backwards knife.. <:3

Why do some people wanna be like him so bad he is a murderer

𝑌´𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐼 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒 ! 𝐼𝑡´𝑠 𝐻𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑠𝑦𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑠