DEAAAAAATH!

DEAAAAAATH!

No proofreading we die like men

YES. *sob*

Let Idris be your conscience.

Winter Looks: Wearing a blanket over your shoulders like an aging king and looking over your kingdom with weary malaise.

My mouth is ready.

(via turntfortom)

I want to have poetry roasts with my friends...

A Sick Burn, Roman Style

Martial, Epigrams 2.87 You say, friend Sextus, that beautiful girls      Burn with love for you- You, who have the face of a man      Who’s swimming underwater. Dicis amore tui bellas ardere puellas,      qui faciem sub aqua, Sexte, natantis habes.

Beautiful and Ugly, Adriaen van de Venne, between 1628 and 1634

Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit

WASHINGTON—Teleporting via wormhole from points across all of space and time, thousands of parallel world leaders have arrived in Washington, D.C. for this year’s interdimensional summit, sources reported Wednesday.

I’m disappointed that they’re not addressing all the time-space pollution that traveling to these summits causes. Can’t we manage to elect, be conquered by, clone, or just name some more environmentally-aware officials as successors to our respective empires, multiverse?