@kungfusnowqueen-deactivated2014 Couldn't Say It Better Myself. Everyone Reading This, Good Luck. I'm

@kungfusnowqueen-deactivated2014 couldn't say it better myself. Everyone reading this, good luck. i'm cheering all of you on <3

Just wanna let you all know

whenever I read all your serious posts about hardships you’re all going through

I know I can’t really do anything to help

But

I’m rooting for all of you

I’m rooting for all of you guys to get back on your feet and succeed, because we all have problems that we’ll have to face because life’s a bitch

Just don’t give up guys, I know how it is

I wish you all good luck

then say you have a lecture to teach about pepsi they'd believe it there believe me

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

@letsunity i just want to say you are a GENIUS, i love this idea so so much

I'd like to introduce you all to my member of the Lucky Batch:

@longearedowlsfromouterspace= CT-0123, Jack, the jack of all trades. He insists he’s the muscles after knocking out Ballast with an accidental blow to the head after the explosive he made actually worked. He also occasionally introduces himself as the sniper as he once shot a droid dead in the eye ( from a metre away). But his teammates believe him a valuable asset to the team because maybe he can't do everything with extreme accuracy but goddammit, he does his best! He can also make excellent baked goods ( which totally isn't the reason the others keep him around)

Introducing the Lucky Batch, the worst soldiers in the Republic Army

@letsunity = CT-2002, Pepper, the “Medic” of Clone Force 37. He got his name after eating pepper spray that one time. 

@maygaladon = CT-1313, Jackal, the ‘special’ specialist and Pilot. He’s knowledgably in very specific things and crashes more often than General Anakin Skywalker.

@radbatch = CT-5050, Ballast, the Mechanic. He’s a blast, mostly because half of his inventions explode. 

@oo-hazel-oo = CT-0000, Hazel, the moral support/unlicensed therapist. Provides emotionally assistance, shooting a thumbs up every now and again. 

What’re your Lucky Batch numbers, names and specialties lol? There should be a whole fic about our dumbass antics

@mango-peachjuice @lavenderstaars @lusiawonder @foxlock @just-another-freaking-dreamer @generaltano @longearedowlfromouterspace @monako-jinn-stories @striker-reckoning @maddpotatoxd  

i've never read such chaos... I LOVE IT

The Lucky Batch

Shenanigans

Wednesday Morning

Jackal prepared the camera, staring into it through his hastily fastened goggles. Cypher took hold of it, zooming in slowly on his brother’s face.

“It it space Wednesday, my dudes,” Jackal grinned as he began to scream, jolting Captain Raffle awake.

In a shout of terror and confusion, the captain fell onto the floor, mentally screaming. As he looked up, he was met with the rest of the demonic group.

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

It’d be far easier to cope with if Pepper didn’t slap a rabbit sticker to his face.

This Kid is Spiced

Raffle stared at Foxy, looking to Brisk and Ballast in fear.

“This one’s totally on crack right now,” he announced, eyeing the sleep deprived clone. 

To test this, Ballast picked up a ball and threw it at Foxy’s head. 

“Yah! Yeeaa-ee-aa!”

“Nah, he ran out of cigarettes,” Ballast deduced.

It’s moments like this were Raffle wanted to go back to the 501st.

The Dabbening

Jack and Brisk yelled, waving at the floats. 

Somebody thought it’d be a grand idea to get the Jedi to go on floats in a parade, boosting citizen morale. Whoever they were, they needed a medal, because it’s hilarious and amazing.

Jackal shook atop Goose, the droid angrily warbling that he couldn’t see. 

“Yo, Kenobi! Kenobi!” Ballast roared, held up by Ballast and Cypher. “Kenobi!”

The General of the 212th didn’t notice them until Commander Cody shook his helmet, probably crying under his helmet in sheer terror of the group. 

Foxy clambered onto General Kenlha Whiro’s shoulders, yelling for the General as well. 

“Do a dab!” Foxy yelled, his request echoed by Ballast and Pepper.

General Skywalker, who was on the float behind General Kenobi, began yelling it as well. His Padawan, a togruta girl, chanted with him, along with many of the 501st clones.

Overjoyed

“Are y’all excited for life day!?” Master Whiro yelled, shoving party hats onto her togrutan horns. 

Her squad blew party horns, yelling in sheer excitement of getting unknown gifts. Raffle tried to keep Luna away from smelling the moonshine, desperate to have some semblance of order.

Alas, he was foiled when Pepper decided to show his joy.

“I AM!” Pepper yelled, gabbing glass and yeeting it into Ballast’s armour. 

There was a pregnant silence for a few moments, then Ballast got up. He wiped away the glass, picked up something else breakable and smashed it against his head.

“YEAH!” They collectively yelled, about to cause enough chaos to made Mace Windu shiver in his sleep. 

Raffle could only watch in horror as they began jumping onto tables and smashing whatever they could. He’d ask the General for help, but she was in the thick of it with them.

Speeches

Ryder clapped his hands, grinning at his brother’s accomplishment. 

“Yo, your speech was so good, my god,” he smiled, patting Cypher on the back.

“Oh, I didn’t really try, I mean-”

“OH MY GOD JUST TAKE THE RFUCKING COMPLIMENT!” Ballast howled, Foxy and Pepper nodding in sheer agreement. 

Cypher opened his mouth, only for a kiwi sticker to get yeeted between his teeth. 

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!” Ryder, Foxy and Ballast yowled, lifting Pepper into the air for the shot. Cypher jumped with them, pointing at the lodged sticker.

Raffle watched from afar, feeling his hair going grey from the sheer insanity. 

Rane’s first day

Raffle smiled at his new companion, hoping that there was a semblance of sanity in this one. They were an ARC-Trooper, after all. 

The ARC stepped towards his new Captain, excited for this new opportunity. He’d never heard of Clone Force 37 before.

He was about to learn why. 

GOO-S, otherwise known as Goose, waddled past them, Jackal sitting on top with a bowl of salad. It’s been all of five minutes and it was already going to chaos. 

Fearful of what they could be planning, Raffle carefully followed, fearing for his remaining braincells. The confused Arc-Trooper followed, interested in what was happening. 

As they neared the ship, they found Ballast napping on the steps of the Mayhem, or Team Tech, depending on which idiot you talked to. 

“Hey, Ball, you hungry?” Ryder giggled, pulling Ballast’s mouth as Brisk had his eyelid, making it look like he’s talking.

Thumbs giggled, recording the whole scenario. 

“Yeah, I could totally use a salad,” Foxy spoke for him, giggling as Pepper started to make noises. Jackal dumped the leaves on his face, cackling with his fellow idiots.

Rane stared, and Raffle already feared that he was going to have a mental breakdown in their first five minutes. 

Instead, Rane took a bug from his armour and dumped it on Ballast’s face, engaging the insanity.

“BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGG!” Ballast screeched, feeling the legs on his face. 

He jumped up in terror, his head smashing against the railing of the steps. The ding echoed through their bodies, the gang high-fiving with glee.

“Welcome to the Lucky Batch!” Thumbs yelled, slapping Rane’s shoulder. Goose warbled, accepting the fresh meat.

And like that, Raffle’s hopes dashed away. Alas, he’s the only sane member of Clone Force 37.

Special thanks to these guys for their characters :D

@radbatch @monako-jinn-stories​ @lavenderstaars​ @just-another-dreamerr​ @foxlock​ @lusiawonder​ @longearedowlfromouterspace​ @generaltano​ @oo-hazel-oo​ @maygaladon​ @lynnpaper​   

Clone Force 37 armor concept

I know this is a little bit messy but here it is:

So fellow lucky batch members, is this our new armour? (I added polka dots to the gauntlets, but i’d think each of them has a pattern they’d paint on their gauntlets-The dots also give a cute little touch to their gear)

@letsunity @radbatch @oo-hazel-oo @maygaladon @just-another-freaking-dreamer

THIS IS THE POST TO END ALL POSTS

PLEASE YALL THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT