I've Never Read Such Chaos... I LOVE IT

i've never read such chaos... I LOVE IT

The Lucky Batch

Shenanigans

Wednesday Morning

Jackal prepared the camera, staring into it through his hastily fastened goggles. Cypher took hold of it, zooming in slowly on his brother’s face.

“It it space Wednesday, my dudes,” Jackal grinned as he began to scream, jolting Captain Raffle awake.

In a shout of terror and confusion, the captain fell onto the floor, mentally screaming. As he looked up, he was met with the rest of the demonic group.

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

It’d be far easier to cope with if Pepper didn’t slap a rabbit sticker to his face.

This Kid is Spiced

Raffle stared at Foxy, looking to Brisk and Ballast in fear.

“This one’s totally on crack right now,” he announced, eyeing the sleep deprived clone. 

To test this, Ballast picked up a ball and threw it at Foxy’s head. 

“Yah! Yeeaa-ee-aa!”

“Nah, he ran out of cigarettes,” Ballast deduced.

It’s moments like this were Raffle wanted to go back to the 501st.

The Dabbening

Jack and Brisk yelled, waving at the floats. 

Somebody thought it’d be a grand idea to get the Jedi to go on floats in a parade, boosting citizen morale. Whoever they were, they needed a medal, because it’s hilarious and amazing.

Jackal shook atop Goose, the droid angrily warbling that he couldn’t see. 

“Yo, Kenobi! Kenobi!” Ballast roared, held up by Ballast and Cypher. “Kenobi!”

The General of the 212th didn’t notice them until Commander Cody shook his helmet, probably crying under his helmet in sheer terror of the group. 

Foxy clambered onto General Kenlha Whiro’s shoulders, yelling for the General as well. 

“Do a dab!” Foxy yelled, his request echoed by Ballast and Pepper.

General Skywalker, who was on the float behind General Kenobi, began yelling it as well. His Padawan, a togruta girl, chanted with him, along with many of the 501st clones.

Overjoyed

“Are y’all excited for life day!?” Master Whiro yelled, shoving party hats onto her togrutan horns. 

Her squad blew party horns, yelling in sheer excitement of getting unknown gifts. Raffle tried to keep Luna away from smelling the moonshine, desperate to have some semblance of order.

Alas, he was foiled when Pepper decided to show his joy.

“I AM!” Pepper yelled, gabbing glass and yeeting it into Ballast’s armour. 

There was a pregnant silence for a few moments, then Ballast got up. He wiped away the glass, picked up something else breakable and smashed it against his head.

“YEAH!” They collectively yelled, about to cause enough chaos to made Mace Windu shiver in his sleep. 

Raffle could only watch in horror as they began jumping onto tables and smashing whatever they could. He’d ask the General for help, but she was in the thick of it with them.

Speeches

Ryder clapped his hands, grinning at his brother’s accomplishment. 

“Yo, your speech was so good, my god,” he smiled, patting Cypher on the back.

“Oh, I didn’t really try, I mean-”

“OH MY GOD JUST TAKE THE RFUCKING COMPLIMENT!” Ballast howled, Foxy and Pepper nodding in sheer agreement. 

Cypher opened his mouth, only for a kiwi sticker to get yeeted between his teeth. 

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!” Ryder, Foxy and Ballast yowled, lifting Pepper into the air for the shot. Cypher jumped with them, pointing at the lodged sticker.

Raffle watched from afar, feeling his hair going grey from the sheer insanity. 

Rane’s first day

Raffle smiled at his new companion, hoping that there was a semblance of sanity in this one. They were an ARC-Trooper, after all. 

The ARC stepped towards his new Captain, excited for this new opportunity. He’d never heard of Clone Force 37 before.

He was about to learn why. 

GOO-S, otherwise known as Goose, waddled past them, Jackal sitting on top with a bowl of salad. It’s been all of five minutes and it was already going to chaos. 

Fearful of what they could be planning, Raffle carefully followed, fearing for his remaining braincells. The confused Arc-Trooper followed, interested in what was happening. 

As they neared the ship, they found Ballast napping on the steps of the Mayhem, or Team Tech, depending on which idiot you talked to. 

“Hey, Ball, you hungry?” Ryder giggled, pulling Ballast’s mouth as Brisk had his eyelid, making it look like he’s talking.

Thumbs giggled, recording the whole scenario. 

“Yeah, I could totally use a salad,” Foxy spoke for him, giggling as Pepper started to make noises. Jackal dumped the leaves on his face, cackling with his fellow idiots.

Rane stared, and Raffle already feared that he was going to have a mental breakdown in their first five minutes. 

Instead, Rane took a bug from his armour and dumped it on Ballast’s face, engaging the insanity.

“BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGG!” Ballast screeched, feeling the legs on his face. 

He jumped up in terror, his head smashing against the railing of the steps. The ding echoed through their bodies, the gang high-fiving with glee.

“Welcome to the Lucky Batch!” Thumbs yelled, slapping Rane’s shoulder. Goose warbled, accepting the fresh meat.

And like that, Raffle’s hopes dashed away. Alas, he’s the only sane member of Clone Force 37.

Special thanks to these guys for their characters :D

@radbatch @monako-jinn-stories​ @lavenderstaars​ @just-another-dreamerr​ @foxlock​ @lusiawonder​ @longearedowlfromouterspace​ @generaltano​ @oo-hazel-oo​ @maygaladon​ @lynnpaper​   

you can expect to see a fic or two on the way with these prompts

prompts list :)

fluff/general

“how much did you drink?”

“aw, you’re so cute.”

“what did you do?”

“i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”

“this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”

“well, it’s the thought that counts.”

“wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”

“okay, where are all my jumpers?”

“oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”

“yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”

“you owe me a kiss.”

“how did you get in here?”

“for starters, that’s impossible.”

“how did you fail a survey?”

“yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”

“that’s not even fair.”

“you promised me a cookie!”

“did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”

“ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.”

“i’m not playing truth or dare.”

“you’re not very intimidating.”

“i love you.”

“well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”

“that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”

“why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”

“maybe not.”

“why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”

“well, i’m pretty irresistible.”

“how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”

“detention? again?”

angst

“why don’t you just go?”

“no, it’s not like that.”

“if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”

“it doesn’t matter anymore.”

“what’s the point?”

“fuck you.”

“you should’ve said that yesterday.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”

“change in mind or change in heart?”

“it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”

“why do you keep bringing it up?”

“we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”

“you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”

“maybe in another world.”

“why are you like this?”

“stop making empty promises!”

“what about us?”

“don’t say that.”

“i’m done. we’re done.”’

feel free to reblog :)

oh my god, yes! whenever i write a fanfic, you guys are so supportive and it makes my day, truly

reblog this if you’re a fanfic writer & your motivation to write actually increases when readers actually show interest & give you feedback. even just a reblog or a little comment here and there

HE'S BEAUTIFUL!! damn, foxy's out here stealing my heart

DUN DUN DUN!!!

The Over-Enthusiastic Sharpshooter: CT-3425, aka "Foxy".

This boy in turquoise has a knack for getting himself into some wacky dares. One time, he took a shot at General Skywalker...he doesn't point fingers, but you know who you are, brother.

He has a matching snake tattoo with his brother, Pepper, but don't let anyone tell you he was shaking while getting it done. My boi may be tough, but he hates needles.

This snarky, quick witted clone is fast with his tongue and won't hesitate to make fun of his brothers and join in on the chaos. But if a stranger tries to get in on his fun? Hell no, don't you dare make fun of his vod unless you want to look death in the eyes.

An utter goofball around his troop, his favorite thing to do is play fight. Finger guns, wrestling, making blaster sounds with his mouth...this boy is all about having fun while on the job.

Art by @maygaladon!! Thank you so much, I love him with all my heart 💚

@lavenderstaars @letsunity @radbatch @cosmicghostie @monako-jinn-stories @mango-peachjuice and anyone else who I forgot to tag- LOVE Y'ALL

if ace doesn't exist, then why does anything else? there's room for every sexuality, and saying one doesn't exist isn't just wrong, it's stupid. I hope this helps to prove your point, @i-will-help-you-swim.

Reblog if you think asexuality is a real thing that actually exists.

I'm trying to prove something.

@kungfusnowqueen-deactivated2014 couldn't say it better myself. Everyone reading this, good luck. i'm cheering all of you on <3

Just wanna let you all know

whenever I read all your serious posts about hardships you’re all going through

I know I can’t really do anything to help

But

I’m rooting for all of you

I’m rooting for all of you guys to get back on your feet and succeed, because we all have problems that we’ll have to face because life’s a bitch

Just don’t give up guys, I know how it is

I wish you all good luck