Me: Ok, Getting Ready To Rough It In The Woods. No Luxuries, No Distractions, Limited Medical Supplies,

Me: Ok, getting ready to rough it in the woods. No luxuries, no distractions, limited medical supplies, let's go.

My body: You got it boss. One massive, acutely painful blind pimple coming up. Hope you weren't too attached to tilting your head even slightly in any direction.

"Not all women"

You're right. Stitch's girlfriend would never do this.

Me: Hello Aliexpress, I would like a small picture frame please.

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Me: Wow. Maybe some kind of pin board instead? A small one, for photos?

Aliexpress: Ok, THREE-SIDED BELLFLOWER DICK OBLITERATOR UNIVERSAL MASTERBATOR WITH USB UNIVERSAL CAR ADAPTOR CHRISTMAS NEW YEARS MENS TYPE ROSH HASHANAH COWORKER FEMALE PRODUCT HOT SALE, final offer.

And she would do it too! She's like six, but she wouldn't hesitate. Girl's out for blood.

Absolutely loving that my sister was a C-section baby. She could kill Macbeth twice over.

*Wakes up*

*Sees shadow demon*

*Takes off glasses*

Much better

*Returns to sleep.*