Why Did I Do This

Why did I do this

HUG

Hug!!!!!!

I request wholesome eyeless jack Head canons to warm my heart—

Eyeless Jack seems to be a popular character and honestly??? I'm living for it he deserves it

- like I said before, has a small garden!! It's honestly run very well?? Like boi can FARM

- would never hurt a child

- if he had eyes, he would've cried when reading the fault in our stars

- while we're on the topic of that let's just assume that he can somehow see without thinking about it too much to keep me sane

- Stops to pet every cat, not so much of a dog person tho

- just like a nice person in general (ignoring the cannibalism xjskxk)

- when in a more stable phase mentally, attends the theater and goes to the cinema! (in disguise of course)

- ngl probably also goes to operas

- sleeps a lot, and sleeps anywhere (kinda like a cat?? )

I love this boi

hey luc gimme dos BEN HCS

MMMM BEN, but like, watch out, cuz drowning and stuff ok?

- his past is only like a foggy memory, that sometimes he remembers crystal clear and other times it's just?? Lonk??? Who's that lol

- most people headcanon him to always be playing video games, but for me it would make sense that he's kinda staying away from them, because it's literally linked to how he died

- on the topic of how he died, by drowning, he tends to avoid water for obvious reasons

- sometimes gets into an extreme coughing fit, where his lungs feel like they're filling up with water yet again and it's just the most awful experience ever. He may be shaking for a few days after that, unable to do ANYTHING

- is a virus, therefore has no *real* body, but he can chose to manifest himself into our reality

- he can also probably drag someone into HIS reality

- doesn't need to eat, sleep, drink (and he's very glad for that) or do just about anything, but he still eats and sleeps cuz he can

- he is SO powerful, but because he never really uses his powers that much, other pastas see him as the weakest

- probably lives in a computer, like just straight up

Why did I think so much about him, (but tysm for asking)

- also he has freckles because I said so

ooo new cp blog, give me ur Jeff headcanons cuz im thirsty

Yay first ask! I'll try, Idk how thirsty these hc's will be though lmao

- I *strongly* support the headcanon that he reopens his smile whenever he's in a dark place

- ngl probably lives in a house that no one owns and is falling apart piece by piece, how he got this house? No idea, probably wandered into it

- all the clothing he owns is stolen, and nothing fits him quite right

- he's an a**hole, but are we surprised??

- I actually don't hc him to live with the other pastas! I think he'd be far too feral to ever even consider that, but he *has* encountered some of them

- if I ever get asks about him and an s/o, y'all are in for a WILD ride

- all the food he eats is also probably stolen, since he can't exactly go out in public looking the way he does, plus he's all over the news

- no bloody clue what he does during daytime, or just like in general when he isn't out killing

- he is so ANGRY, like someone get this man an anger management program

gimme headcannons for jeff with a clingy s/o

Okay so I've been putting this off cuz idK how to answer it lmao but I tried

- honestly he loves it

- like I said before, he's very feral, so he's very clingy himself

- although in his case it's more so possessiveness

- he has no clue how new phones work bc he's a moron but he'll steal one just so that you can text him always (this is beneficial for both of you)

- if you ask him about his day and like how he feels, and you keep pressing about the matter he'll tell you off, but deep down he's gonna be cursing at himself for doing that and he'll appreciate you very much

- in the house (that's falling apart) that he lives in, you'll get to be in his room with him owo

- this isn't necessary a good thing tho because he suffers from repeating nightmares and he will wake up screaming in the middle of the night, ready to fight anything

- so most nights he just doesn't sleep, but then he's being noisy cuz he's doing stuff

- if you're clingy enough that you wish to stay with him even after learning that (lmao not like he'll let you have a choice) he's gonna be surprised at first, but really happy later

- if you want to spend time with him 24/7, that's gonna be a bit of a problem for him

- he's used to solidarity (😔)

I accidentally wrote a whole essay whoops