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ooo new cp blog, give me ur Jeff headcanons cuz im thirsty
Yay first ask! I'll try, Idk how thirsty these hc's will be though lmao
- I *strongly* support the headcanon that he reopens his smile whenever he's in a dark place
- ngl probably lives in a house that no one owns and is falling apart piece by piece, how he got this house? No idea, probably wandered into it
- all the clothing he owns is stolen, and nothing fits him quite right
- he's an a**hole, but are we surprised??
- I actually don't hc him to live with the other pastas! I think he'd be far too feral to ever even consider that, but he *has* encountered some of them
- if I ever get asks about him and an s/o, y'all are in for a WILD ride
- all the food he eats is also probably stolen, since he can't exactly go out in public looking the way he does, plus he's all over the news
- no bloody clue what he does during daytime, or just like in general when he isn't out killing
- he is so ANGRY, like someone get this man an anger management program
do you think in terms of s/os... first of all do you think the cps would even want/care for an s/o and second do you think its someone they genuinely love or someone they're like "you. you don't make me wanna murder."
This is a very good ask! In this case, it really depends on who the cp we're talking about is. I could see Jane and Liu falling in love the most natural way(make sure you're on good terms with Sully too tho), but the other pastas? Count your blessings if you can even get near them without being killed. Hol up let me make a list
Easiest to win over
Jane
Liu (only here because of Sully, Liu himself is an actual sweetheart)
Laughing Jack
BEN Drowned
Eyeless Jack
Jeff the Killer
Toby Rogers
Hardest to win over
Okay I'm sure you have questions, but hear me out. Toby has been bullied his entire life, and abused from his household as well. After going through all that, coupled with the trauma of loosing the only one he ever cared about (his sister) he's probably more distanced from his emotions than anyone.
On the topic of would it be actual love or just "oh I don't hate you that much ig", it depends on how long you've been with them to fully develop their trust and feelings, but with the last 3 that might just have to be eternity. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you can always get lucky tho
gimme headcannons for jeff with a clingy s/o
Okay so I've been putting this off cuz idK how to answer it lmao but I tried
- honestly he loves it
- like I said before, he's very feral, so he's very clingy himself
- although in his case it's more so possessiveness
- he has no clue how new phones work bc he's a moron but he'll steal one just so that you can text him always (this is beneficial for both of you)
- if you ask him about his day and like how he feels, and you keep pressing about the matter he'll tell you off, but deep down he's gonna be cursing at himself for doing that and he'll appreciate you very much
- in the house (that's falling apart) that he lives in, you'll get to be in his room with him owo
- this isn't necessary a good thing tho because he suffers from repeating nightmares and he will wake up screaming in the middle of the night, ready to fight anything
- so most nights he just doesn't sleep, but then he's being noisy cuz he's doing stuff
- if you're clingy enough that you wish to stay with him even after learning that (lmao not like he'll let you have a choice) he's gonna be surprised at first, but really happy later
- if you want to spend time with him 24/7, that's gonna be a bit of a problem for him
- he's used to solidarity (😔)
I accidentally wrote a whole essay whoops
I'm hella bored send asks and stuff pls
Plus have bastard
can i have sweet relationship hcs for jeff pls im drunk and sad wuuwuwuwuwuwu
Anon take care of yourself! Drink water to avoid a hangover and make sure to sleep a lot and remember you're loved uwu
- takes a while for him to get close to someone, but boi when he does
- he only has eyes for you hehe
- possessive, but in a way it's really sweet, bc he's never letting any danger get to you
- holds ur hand
- probably gets drunk too so, be a good influence on him and don't do that yourself!!
- if you ever text him an "ily ♡´･ᴗ･`♡" he WILL melt
- he can be a jerk at times, but all couples fight, right? Just stick with him
- stinky man, doesn't bathe, you'll legitimately have to do that together
- picks flowers for you as a surprise!!
Hope this is good enough for you, remember to be nice to yourself!!