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I think Jason should use the All Blades for more mundane shit

Forget the secret, bro what is with your wall??

hey wanna know a secret

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My good Dawg, I literally only know the names of the people who sit directly next to me in two of my lectures, and that is only because one is my friend and the other shares a calculator with me. Literally who is going out of their way to- pay attention? To other people in a lecture? For why?

Hate is there love language

Imagine redeemed Vlad and Danny going to a wayne gala and bickering as they do

Only their bickering just sounds really horrible to everyone around them

"At least here your parents won't kill you"

"Yeah but you might"

"Only in front of an audience"

And of course people overhear

And of course one of them is bruce adoption papers in purse wayne

Vlad gets taken aside by bruce to be threatened slightly and "hand over the guardianship and no one gets hurt"

Danny gets pulled to the side by the batkids and given a whole spiel about how they can help him and all

Until Danny starts screaming for Vlad - he sees potential for drama and he takes it - and Vlad - who also loves drama - joins in of course, jumping and sliding over tables all "Your godfather is one his way you sad and terrified child"

Jokes on them, the batkids - Jason especially, who had to be held back not to join in in the dramatics - only see this as fuel, now they need him in their family, friends or force either way

I Will never succumb to such a weak attempt at my life

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

Mosquito eater