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in the wild this could easily be mistaken for a stick cuddling an obese leaf but in reality it is #Bug Sex, possibly out of wedlock and unsanctioned by the commonwealth

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

I literally don’t get people who complain that other people are just projecting onto characters like “you’re just using that character to explore and actualise yourself” well done james that’s what stories have been for for centuries what the fuck is your point

ahhh

Forget the secret, bro what is with your wall??

hey wanna know a secret

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They are correct, Wallace is indeed an excellent penguin.

Great job, Wally

Mosquito eater

They have been stripped.

I Will never succumb to such a weak attempt at my life

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

Like tea if you took all the enjoyable parts out of tea.

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

Looks edible and also grape flavored.

Amethyst from Veracruz, Mexico

Think it works for knocking on doors?

when u get anxiety medication for the first time

My good Dawg, I literally only know the names of the people who sit directly next to me in two of my lectures, and that is only because one is my friend and the other shares a calculator with me. Literally who is going out of their way to- pay attention? To other people in a lecture? For why?

It looks AI generated-

Deleting thousands of old pictures from my phone and this one's making me lose my shit

Hate is there love language

Imagine redeemed Vlad and Danny going to a wayne gala and bickering as they do

Only their bickering just sounds really horrible to everyone around them

"At least here your parents won't kill you"

"Yeah but you might"

"Only in front of an audience"

And of course people overhear

And of course one of them is bruce adoption papers in purse wayne

Vlad gets taken aside by bruce to be threatened slightly and "hand over the guardianship and no one gets hurt"

Danny gets pulled to the side by the batkids and given a whole spiel about how they can help him and all

Until Danny starts screaming for Vlad - he sees potential for drama and he takes it - and Vlad - who also loves drama - joins in of course, jumping and sliding over tables all "Your godfather is one his way you sad and terrified child"

Jokes on them, the batkids - Jason especially, who had to be held back not to join in in the dramatics - only see this as fuel, now they need him in their family, friends or force either way

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

Ah yes the Only Girl Ever

shout out to girls (me) who want to look femme (me) but who grow facial hair extremely quickly (me) and are suffering (me)

Toast

I think Jason should use the All Blades for more mundane shit

Lmao I was a Qubo kid

Idk what he’s saying but he sure dose look excited about it

English added by me :)