Loonkatt-blog

I Will never succumb to such a weak attempt at my life

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

in the wild this could easily be mistaken for a stick cuddling an obese leaf but in reality it is #Bug Sex, possibly out of wedlock and unsanctioned by the commonwealth

Hate is there love language

Imagine redeemed Vlad and Danny going to a wayne gala and bickering as they do

Only their bickering just sounds really horrible to everyone around them

"At least here your parents won't kill you"

"Yeah but you might"

"Only in front of an audience"

And of course people overhear

And of course one of them is bruce adoption papers in purse wayne

Vlad gets taken aside by bruce to be threatened slightly and "hand over the guardianship and no one gets hurt"

Danny gets pulled to the side by the batkids and given a whole spiel about how they can help him and all

Until Danny starts screaming for Vlad - he sees potential for drama and he takes it - and Vlad - who also loves drama - joins in of course, jumping and sliding over tables all "Your godfather is one his way you sad and terrified child"

Jokes on them, the batkids - Jason especially, who had to be held back not to join in in the dramatics - only see this as fuel, now they need him in their family, friends or force either way

ahhh

It looks AI generated-

Deleting thousands of old pictures from my phone and this one's making me lose my shit