Lord-odonata - "time For Pickle" -john Eldenring - Tumblr Blog

how to use religious iconography and symbolism in a godforsaken, cunt serving, and incredibly transgender way

ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee 

valid to eat frisbees

It looked like this trust me I was there

I’m reading a book on the history of man-made monsters and at one point it casually mentions “the famous Pope Formosus, who was the focus of the terrifying Cadaver Synod.” I can’t believe I went to Catholic school and was never taught about this… what’s the point. It turns out that in the 9th century a Pope decided to sue the previous pope, who had died the year before, and so naturally they dug up his corpse and dressed it in full pope outfit to hold the trial in his “presence”. The dead pope was pronounced guilty and cancelled (his papacy was declared null). Then the next pope held another synod that uncancelled him and forbade future cadaver trials. Then the next-next pope went “no, digging up a corpse to sue it was a good idea” and re-cancelled Formosus. Lesser-known chapter of Catholic Church history. 

What does this have to do with man-made monsters you might say—my book mentions that among other things Formosus was accused of dabbling in alchemy and creating a “frog with huge eyes” who showed “diabolical intelligence.” The brief mention of him ends with

if the pope’s sentient evil frog actually existed rest assured that it was possibly destroyed

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

God help me theyre playing wonderwall in here

Nothing says Good Idea quite like mixing extensively documented unstable lithium batteries and large bodies of water.

I'm gonna hear this mf yelling about bearing witness at 3am. And he "borrows" your stuff (limbs) and never give them back.

(also, 2 more things: 1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates. 2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)

(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts and thought I would make one.)

I fell up the stairs

idotn think we should be contained to just fingers. why it fish toes. fish patella .doyou you get me ? do you understand ?

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

frye icons for all of your frye needs. <33

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friendly reminder that you actually are morally obligated not to be horrible ghouls when someone dies no matter how much you disliked them or how bad they might have been

Opening/shutting doors by hipchecking them is fun and useful, like, my hands are full, my ass is fat, and I'm about to send this flimsy gas station door to meet god.

september 8, 2022

YES SHE DID

threatening animals isn't funny

do you think I have any actual intention of carbombing a hamster ball

I love russian folk music it sounds so nice. I just wish I knew what they were saying

every time someone dies in an online shooter you should have to stop the game to hold a funeral for them

And a partridge in a pear tree

1000 evil devils

Tumblr banned porn? Then what is this?

REAL supervillains give each of their henchpeople a little kiss on the forehead and tuck them all into one big bed.