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Confession #58:
H3x M4niac 0nesh0ta is peak I’m afraid
Good lord I need this
*licks the screen*
It just reeks of not understanding:
A. The fact that fiction, even fucked up fiction, can’t hurt you unless you allow it to
B. That this was clearly based on folklore/myth, which is almost universally fucked across all cultures
C. That this was a writing exercise adapting said folklore to the world of Pokémon
D. That this was *cut* and never intended for the public to see
E. Performative “Wow! That sure is bad!”
F. In extreme cases; xenophobia (ie “omg of course this was something they did. Japan is so perverted and ontologically evil”)
People in my fuckass discord whining about the Pokemon story like...?
Pokemon aren't real dumbass. An they're often shown to have human like intellect anyways so if u wanna get bitchy about it they can consent. The not-real monsters can consent. Happy? Like idk this entire thing is so brain rotted to me?? Also I read it and it just... It reads like a fucking myth. That's all. It's nothing insane we have shit like this in the real world too.
"Typhlosion is a pedophile??" Bruh. Also idk this all just seems so performative to me. Like wow thanks for protecting the fake anime children from the fake monsters. And also, this was a side unit thingy in Ela 30 for me, but we just discussed how in older phrasing, and depending on cultures, terms like "boy/girl" didn't signify age exactly but more so characteristics. Such as woman would describe a more matronly, wise, nurturing character and girl could refer to a character who is youthful, adventurous, maybe naive or stubborn.
If anything, I personally loved this story. I haven't played Pokemon in forever and probably won't cuz I'm not shilling 80 bucks for the quality of the current games, but this is such an interesting way to build culture in the world. Cultures need myths, legends and stories, even in fiction. It brings a depth to the world created. And honestly I still wouldn't buy a new Pokemon game but if they had this cool world building I'd watch a yt video on it lol.
But no I'm in a server of actual adults who have no media comprehension skills. I wish I could leave it without it being suspicious. "Why does Pokemon need this bestiality stuff" are you actively fucking a Pokemon in the game? No? Then what are you on about dumbass?? And it's NOT in the game?? What?? Do you even know what you're bitching about?? And like I already said it here but obvi I'd be hounded if I said it in the server but aren't like Pokemon intelligent anf sentient? Can't they consent then?? Also THEY'RE NOT REAL??
I wonder how they read Greek myths or smth lmao, imagining them hands shaking as they read that Hera is Zeus's sister or how the Minotaur was made lmao
I'm really scared that one day we won't be allowed to portray dark themes in fiction AT ALL, even if condemned. Bc that's the direction we seem to be heading in.
Forgot about this, but we have a winner! Salazzle is the winner by a generous margin! Thank you Tumblr for your input!
I have a dumb idea that I want to share
This is supremely dumb and weird so I feel it’s perfect for Tumblr
So cute! I love them!
commission
ive said this before but it was on my old blog so I'm saying it again
dehumanizing abusers is not effective at doing anything other than make people think they're ontologically incapable of violence
I’ve been working on a Google Doc with every god in the Lost Omens setting, Paizo’s setting for Pathfinder.
I’ve discovered a bunch of really interesting gods that way, and really gave me an appreciation for religions and their role in world building!
I’ve even made a handful of my own pantheons based off of descriptions of religions in the source books!
(Also holy shit a ton of these gods have daggers as their favored weapon. Like, a massive amount of them)
i love this picrew so much...
hes so cute i wanna give him little kisses and groom him
How are we feeling about the new leak?
So cute! I love her!
Hexy pilot
Mentally unstable middle aged man in computer science
is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do
Super cute!!! You did amazing OP!
linktober day 14: fairy
great fairies, stray fairies, talking fairies…
so many fairies!
I hope I did them justice…
I mean...
All shotas are good shotas but those made by shotacons are so,,, so much better because we get our well deserved fanservice (⸝⸝˃ ་། ˂⸝）
Why is it 2024 and I’m still seeing takes from J*llo Apocalypse? Can’t he just shut up already? I thought he ruined his online reputation with the shit he pulled on that localization he worked on and broke several NDAs for a cheap slam dunk?
Mind you, he probably liked that shit, loathsome Dung Eater that he is
*throws Shota tomoe at you and runs away*
THE WAG OMG HE WAGGING HIS LIL TAIL
Cute cute blushy face :3
Look at him trying to stand so tall with his widdle tail and widdle body and also the bad quality of a 6 yr old YouTube video
Yes I got a clip from this ep recommended to me and immediately became unhinged cuz?? How did I forget one of my first and fave animanga had the ml shota-fied??
Ep. 5 btw
I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender
"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy
"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy
Tumblr is great I feel like the cutest funniest handsomest most amazing big dicked most popular guy ever when my post gets like 5 notes (one is my own reply to someone) like Instagram wouldn't make me feel like this