Boring Day At Work Where The App I Use To Do My Job Isnt Working; Have A Picture Of My Cat That My Partner

Boring day at work where the app I use to do my job isn’t working; have a picture of my cat that my partner took. His name is Horacio and he’s a little cutie and a lying bastard

Start a new Shantae series called Shantae: Re-2-Go! I started with the protagonist, if you want more, just enjoy

Need magic potion to become a shota. Then need to find mermaid or lamia who would cherish me. Then become house husband of said monster girl

Is that so much to ask?

It's literally not buddy, I think it's the worlds kodocon-phobic agenda that's stopping us from achieving our dreams 😔💔 can't have Shota, can't be Shota, can't have nothing in this economy.

ALSO REAL. just tiny house husband of your kind of intimidating monster wife?? The dream... If I was a Shota I would be batting my lashes, acting all clingy and sweet to the strong monster girls calling them "big sis" hehe (∩´∀`∩)

I'm a wimp AND a simp tho so she wouldn't even need to cherish me she could use me like a chewtoy-

Also lamia/mermaids are SO BASED. my fave monsters. i actually started writing fanfics because of them. Side note: I THRIVE during mermay, which is why I think we should like either include lamias/nagas with mermay or give them their own month. Like nagavember? Add lamia to that, cuz in my ethnic culture it's actually naga who are the half snake people, but in the country I've been born and raised in, people recognize and use lamia more, so maybe they have some differences, but they're similar no? So nagavember. I'm making that official now if it doesn't already exist.

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