Kris: "So, How Do You Flirt With Noelle?"

Kris: "So, how do you flirt with Noelle?"

Susie: "I told her that if I flex, she could hang off of one of my biceps. How about you?"

Kris: "Uh... I stole a bunch of tickets from the Ice-E Pizza and told her she could get whatever she wanted?"

Susie, Internally: Shit how do I compete with that!

Kris, Internally: Shit how do I compete with that!

Noelle: "What are you two doing!?"

Susie: "Having a knife fight?"

Noelle: "Fucking... why?!"

Kris: *Shrugs* "I don't know, bored?"

kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy

If we can't shake Frisk, then

*Insert aggressive Kris shaking*

You're talking about someone who ate glass as a kid and lived. They might be a noodle, but they're still strong enough to lift a chunky kid like Frisk with one arm through the sheer power of SPITE

POV: You arrest some random hooligans causing a ruckus in the middle of the night, and the equivalent of The Queen of England, or The Pope, or maybe even technically Jesus Christ, turn up to bail them out.

(Aferwards, they changed into the clothes that Frisk brought them and took the kids to eat)

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