You Do Not Understand The Extent To Which This Image Has Taken Over My Brain

You do not understand the extent to which this image has taken over my brain

​All I have been able to think about all day is a modern bookstore Imodna AU. It has consumed my soul

Can we talk about how Imogen was so concerned with being safe with the sky sails up until she knew Laudna was safe with the trainer

After that she just straight up encouraged Chetney to be reckless and steal a sky sail since she knew Laudna was in good hands

In case the insane length of the (ongoing) Imodna supercut hasn’t truly hit people, I bring to you a little list that should put it into perspective:

Rambling/more info under the cut

So a couple months ago out of sheer boredom I looked up a bunch of duo/relationship Supercuts for CR (17 total) and compiled their lengths and put them in order by length. And even when I made it, Imodna was ahead by a LANDSLIDE, but the difference just keeps getting crazier and crazier with each new episode. And with their recent reconciliation I figured I might as well share it.

And as you can see the difference between First and Second place is insane. The Imodna supercut is nearly 4 TIMES the length of Callowpea which is holding firmly onto second place.

And yes I understand that there are a lot of confounding variables such as some Supercuts being incomplete or not fully updated, differing supercut compilers and their different ways of editing (the biggest example being the switch from LuOdara’s Imodna supercut vids to Izzylool’s in the calculation). One could also cite the Imodna supercut switching focus onto some group shenanigans during the split as a confounding variable. However with those two videos being two of the shortest in the whole playlist, adding up to a total of like an hour, it really doesn’t change much in the gran scheme of things.

Either way, this was always just a fun little project I originally made for myself, but thought I’d share today.

Additional stats/info:

- For the longest time I calculated this by mental math so I stuck to only adding minute and hours rather than seconds. But the exact time as done by a calculator is: 33 hours 13 minutes and 32 seconds, which is equal to 1993 minutes or 119,612 seconds. So the seconds I didn’t count ended up adding up to around 10 minutes.

- Callowpea’s exact time would be 10 hours 6 minutes and 57 seconds, equal to 606 minutes or 36,417 seconds.

-Beauyasha’s exact time would be 7 hours 42 minutes and 49 seconds, equal to 462 minutes or 27,769 seconds.

Final Notes

- I didn’t include every supercut on the list, but if anyone is curious about the rest/if a pairing is included let me know. Same goes for it anyone would be interested in an update in a couple months.

- A huge huge HUGE shoutout to every supercut creator, y’all are amazing and this post wouldn’t be anything without you. Huge respect for the effort and time you spend putting these videos together.

- And finally and most importantly: Please DO NOT use this post to hate on other people and their ships. Like I said this was just a fun little personal project that I thought was really interesting. Every single ship in this list is valid and good regardless of the length of their supercut. So as long as you enjoy them and the time they get, that’s all that matters.

I don't know if I can physically handle a BBEG fight with Vox + M9 + Bell's Hells.

Could you even IMAGINE the dynamics??? How absolutely unhinged and chaotic omg.

Level whatever the heck Percy and his weapons watching Mister in action with the fire shit gun he made for him

All of the spell casters trying to one up each other in the most flirtatious battle mage way

The femme magic lesbians and the butch melee lesbians fighting alongside one another

Pike a cleric AND baker- meeting Jester Lavore baked good enthusiast AND cleric meeting FCG now certified OVEN and cleric

Orym and Yasha bonding over battle, soft spoken conversations, and loss

Laudna and Fjord getting one another immediately after the first ELDRITCH BLAAAST

Kingsley meeting Chetney another blood hunter with respect BUT THEN seeing him shift mid battle and -

Fearne and Nott - the sticky finger bandits - clashing while they try to steal the same thing at the same time and Vex fixing the hot mess they created

Ashton's entire existence gaining so much respect from the fighters but so much intrigue from the wizards

HEAR ME OUT

Keyleth hearing about the sky show and saying she’ll think about hiring Laudna and Chet as performer for me thinking so…

Imagine an AU where Laudna and Chetney are Aerial performers in Zephrah. This chaos happens all the time and the people of the city are very used to it. Then Imogen comes to town as a tourist and she gets stopped by one of these shows because she has never seen anything like it. Then all of a sudden Laudna spots her in the crowd and her brain just stops working. They’re just staring at each other as Laudna nearly crashes right into Imogen. Laudna is continuously apologizing as she stumbles out of her hang glider and Imogen’s just trying to make sure she’s okay. Then Laudna invites her out for a drink to apologize and they get to know each other and and and

Oh my brain could go on and on with this idea

Laudna and Imogen parenting Pate and telling him what to do and what not to do before sending him off ahead is so adorable

And Imogen telling him not to sing this time…she knows her step-son so well